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Did anyone else read this?

http://www.thecut.com/2019/02/female-twitter-comic-elleohhell-actually-a-man.html

Wild!

lots of folks asking for what went down with @ElleOhHell in the middle of the night. i was awake so here are the screen shots without my angry commentary. pic.twitter.com/hzIjIzln5f
— dream ghoul (@TheDreamGhoul) February 23, 2019

this was the first thing @ElleOhHell ever said to me (and one of our only DM exchanges). HE sent this to me after i first started telling dumb jokes on here & gaining some followers. should have known something this petty & patronizing was coming from a whiney dude lol pic.twitter.com/0zv6u830b2
— dream ghoul (@TheDreamGhoul) February 23, 2019

Also oblig. #whyaremen

honestly "who would want to be a man on the internet"???? for real my dude?

Jade, who goes by @TheDreamGhoul on Twitter, was the first person to post the widely circulated screenshots of @ElleOhHell’s confession. “Elle violated the trust of the women whose DMs he made his way into, and I know several people who spoke freely with him about very personal issues that one would not otherwise talk about with someone operating under a completely false identity,” she told the Cut. “He also tweeted about female-specific experiences, and even made it into a ‘Best Tweets’ list about getting your period. It was at best very entitled, and at worst outright gross.”

bastard!!!

Oh man, that DM could not sound any more like a man. So condescending.

Men cannot hide the fact that they're men, idk why they don't realize this by now. I can ALWAYS tell when its a man commenting.

My lunch burned my thumb. It hurts :(

Final Fantasy 15 was kind of a crappy game, but damn if it doesn't have an incredible soundtrack. Yoko Shimomura <3

Yoko Shimomura is amazing. <3

I got off the phone with the insurance company and now I'm supposed to go to work now that I'm super fucking aggravated.

I don't want to grout a fucking bathroom for free. I want money and alcohol and cake.

This week is going by so slowly. I thought yesterday was Thursday and today was going to be Friday.

Once I'm settled into my new apartment I think I'm going to call and ask about this dog:

He's a 10 year old french bulldog/dachshund mix. They say he doesn't like other dogs very much but he LOVES cats.

He’s soooo cute omg

ikr? I love it when dogs have heads that don't really match their bodies. Like his head looks like it belongs on a much larger dog lol.

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Aww, what a cutie. When are you moving?

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I hope his name is Scout.

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that's interesting, I don't think I've ever met a dog that isn't into other dogs but loves cats. how cute!

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omg he's amazing.

I love him.

He looks like such a gentleman!

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He’s so fucking adoreable. He deserves a forever home

yesss

Where does one find podcasts and listen to them (preferably via your cell phone)?

Spotify has some. And YouTube also.

I use the Podcast Addict app

listen to Gastropod

I use the Google Podcasts app on my phone

If u have an iPhone the Podcasts app has a lot more podcasts not available on Spotify and usually for free.

my goal is to get used to the korean keyboard by the end of the week, i'm tired of sending emails by phone lol

keep it coming sis...

:P

You're doing the lord's work. Bless you.

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<3

<3 my heart

Also fun fact evidently my boyfriend's mom knew him in high school.

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Dude I just saw A Simple Plan for the first time last night and I cannot believe I slept on it for 20 years. What a fucking great movie. He and Billy Bob Thornton(!!) were fantastic.

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God he was a hottie </3

One of the cable networks (AMC?) has been running Twister lately, so I've been seeing a lot of him.

What’s he doing, watching over Gotham in his spare time?
— Jordan Shea (@thatjordyshea) February 25, 2019

That room is a nightmare.

Do you guys still bring dates to events? As in just that, not someone you are in a relationship with or a friend. Just a good old-fashioned date. I feel like that is something else that is not as prevalent in today's dating world.

I dont, i feel it needs to be more for me to risk bringing you to an event with my friends or worse, my coworkers, do not want you embarassing me lol

I have a friend who kind of does that but it depends on the event. Like I'm wracking my brain to remember and I think one was an art opening we went to, and another was a birthday party I had at a bar. So basically really casual settings.

Sometimes, like if I want to go just to get free food. If my fiance is busy or doesn't want to go, I call up my best male friend. lol

Holy shit they’re rebooting the Baby Sitters Club on Netflix!!!!!

The state's HR is the worst and at this rate I'm terrified that I won't even be able to this job start in March. I started doing Lyft a few days ago and I fucking hate it but I need the money.

Also, going to move on April 1st with or without starting my job. Just gave my notice to my landlord by email and text and he didn't reply. It is a risky move but I live on the 3rd floor in a house with a flat roof. It was leaking last week (I have complained about the ceiling multiple times) and they finally sent someone and it turns out that half the roof's waterproof covering is actually gone...

Then my 2nd floor neighbors keep leaving their shit on my stairs???? I've found plastic forks/spoons, shoes I could've tripped over tbh, A BANANA PEEL.

My 1st floor neighbors never take out their fucking trash. Today was trash day, and I think it's the 3rd week they have missed it. At least it's cold out so it's not rotting but I can't do another summer with this bs. I've complained about it since they moved in over a year ago.

And just being here is stressing me out. Pretty much everything is stressing me out, especially the no income thing. Going to shower and go do Lyft again.

eta: my landlord replied to me and said he can't believe I'm leaving him. YEAH, WELL! it's been a long time coming.

Edited at 2019-02-28 06:26 pm (UTC)

wow get out of that place

working on it! can't believe it's actually happening.

So I dont use twitter at all but I know thats the best way to contact companies. I @ a company way back in August ahead of my flight in November and they never responded and I was bitching about it (flights came and went and were fine).

I just ended up on twitter here and see they messaged me almost immediately lol but idk, for some reason I didnt know/see there was a message inbox so I totally missed it , oopsie

i saw dylan moran the other night! he was a lot more chipper than i expected. the show was about love really, which was also a surprise. he's written us an ibsen joke, i really appreciated that lol

Oooh, glad you enjoyed! I've seen him a couple of times, and while it's a bit more stream-of-consciousness comedy than I usually enjoy, he sells it.

yeah he can ramble on about anything and those bizarre but perfect turns of phrase he has will make it worth it
"you know what you look like in the shower... like a pig... in a taifun... in a telephone box."

Omg I love him! I saw him last year, and he was so hilarious and weird. I hope he comes back to DC

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