Bill Cosby is Enjoying Prison, and It's Getting Harder to Enjoy The Day



  • Has a private cell.

  • Is imprisoned for 3 to 10 years after being charged in the sexual assault and drugging of Andrea Costand in 2004.

  • Doesn't eat bread or dessert in prison (I know many people in prison are there on trumped up drug charges, but I'm surprised to see there's dessert in some prisons. Or maybe it's just for him, because famous shitheads are better than everyone else I guess)

  • Wakes up a 3:30 AM to exercize.

  • Not drinking coffee ("Mrs. Cosby's been trying to stop him from drinking coffee for 55 years and it took this to stop him from drinking coffee" yeah it only took sexual assault and imprisonment)

  • Has helpers to get him around because of his poor vision.


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