A donut (frejasface) wrote in ohnotheydidnt,
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Jennifer Lawrence Got Really High and Screamed 'You Have to Poop!' at a Stranger

Jennifer Lawrence is so relatable. She got really high with rappers at Ellen Degeneres's birthday party, then yelled, "YOU HAVE TO POOP!" at a stranger while waiting in line for a luxury port-o-potty.

“I smoked a joint with some rappers, and their shit is different... And then I went to the port-a-potty to go pee, and there’s a woman there and she was like, no, go ahead." But then Jennifer said, "Look, you gotta poop."

"All of a sudden security is grabbing me because what I hadn’t realized is I am grabbing this woman by the shoulders, shaking her, screaming, ‘You have to poop! You have to poop!’ And the security guard is laughing so hard because he heard the whole exchange, and he’s like ‘You can’t grab her, but I agree, she gotta poop!”

Are your bowels clogged after your holiday food?

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Tags: ellen degeneres, howard stern, jennifer lawrence, who asked for this

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