Jeff Bezos' net worth falls by nearly 20$B, still rich.

Still Richest Man in the World and Amazon Founder Jeff Bezos is now 19 billion dollars poorer.

It is also expected to be the slowest Holiday season since 2014, with growth of only 10% - 20%.

Luckily, he can still dry his eyes with his 127.6 BILLION dollars while Amazon warehouse employees piss in bottles under strict time limits while bots say "It's all good!" on Twitter.

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