It's been a whirlwind 24 hours, but after an engagement and a cheating scandal, #BachelorInParadise's Jordan Kimball and Jenna Cooper have broken up. https://t.co/bCe0wOwX7g pic.twitter.com/LBQ1B1vMqo— E! News (@enews) September 12, 2018
Golden retriever man Jordan and some scratchy-voiced nobody named Jenna have ended their engagement.
if you remember correctly, jordan was a golden-underpants-wearing man-child who pledged his noble life to "the most stacked girl in Paradise."
alas, it was not meant to be. A wise man named Reality Steve revealed that Jenna was faking her love for Jordan for the sake of promoting her business.
Jenna was in a relationship with another man while she was engaged to Jordan. Her ex revealed texts that she sent to him, in which she wrote, "I can't wait to put you in my mouth"..."It's gonna get really kinky"...
About our golden prince Jordan, she wrote, "I don't even like him, let alone love him."
Who should Jordan date next?
i'm so upset that i'm taking a break from my VH1 posts to post this.