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ONTD Original: Ranking the hottest MCU actors.

This considers MCU, but also the FOX Marvel films and the TV shows (from ABC, FOX, Netflix and Hulu)

13. Bucky Barnes/Winter Soldier (Captain America: TWS)
Portrayed by: Sebastian Stan

Remember the 'We're up all night to get Bucky' times? Those were the days. Bucky is so hot, i want him to fist me with his metal arm.
Looked his best in: Captain America: Civil War



12. The Falcon/Sam Wilson (Captain America: TWS)
Portrayed by: Anthony Mackie

CUT THE CHECK!!! Mackie has a great sense of humor that translates into his character. We're hopeful he'll end up spoiling some stuff of Infinity War. Also, those guns are to die for.
Looked his best: when he's not talking


11. Starlord/Peter Quill (Guardians of the Galaxy)
Portrayed by: Chris Pratt

He was fat, the thin, then fat, then thin, then fat, then thin. You'd still bang him if you had the chance.
Looked his best in: Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 1


10. Bruce Banner (The Hulk)
Portrayed by: Mark Ruffalo

He might not be the most ripped, or the hottest one, but he's def. serving some cute daddy vibes. Bruce is perfect for some 8 minute sex, until your daddy gets tired and then you cuddle during the rest of the night while talking about particle generators.
Looked his best in: Thor: Ragnarok


9. T'Challa (Black Panther)
Portrayed by: Chadwick Boseman

T'Challa's sexiest feature is probably his calm personality, followed by his HUMONGOUS DICK smile. He's a king in our hearts, and has some abs hard enough to chop crystals in them.
Looked his best in: Black Panther


8. Iceman/Bobby Drake (X-Men 2)
Portrayed by: Shawn Ashmore

As adorable as he was in X2, he won most hearts as Rogue's boyfriend and for his popular coming out scene. Also, he's gay in the comics which gives him more points.
Looked his best in: X-Men Days of Future Past


7. Eclipse/Marcos Diaz (The Gifted)
Portrayed by: Sean Teale

The Gifted is ok, but i keep watching for this fine piece of man. He can light up my ass for all i care.
Looked his best in: my bed.


6. Chase Stein (Marvel's Runaways)
Portrayed by: Gregg Sulkin

Chase is the typical dumb jock who later gets along with the normal guys. He still yet has to discover his superpower but his parents are evil scientists. His dad is spike and his mom is banging a hot DILF.
Looked his best in: Marvel's Runaways 1x01.


05. Wolverine/James Logan (X-Men)
Portrayed by: Hugh Jackman

Wolverine has become increasingly better as movies went by and Hugh Jackman got super jacked with every movie. DOFP showed us some ass. And lbr, who doesn't want to be fucked by this otter?? Have some help: Here's how Hugh sounds when he's fucking you. Even Taron Egerton has a mad crush.

Looked his best in: X-Men: Days of Future Past.


04. Alphonso "Mack" Mackenzie (Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D)
Portrayed by: Henry Simmons

Mack started as a barely there character to help Fitz during season 2 and became an integral part of SHIELD. Always being the voice of reason, the man has some pecs that i would sell my first born just to be able to sleep on his chest.
Looked his best in: Agents of SHIELD - Season 4.


03. Captain America/Steve Rogers (Captain America: The First Avenger)
Portrayed by: Chris Evans

The sweetest of the Avengers, Captain will always have a place in my dick as the one who apologizes after cuming in your face. What a gentleman!
Looked his best in: Avengers: Infinity War...bearded Cap rejoice!!!


02. Luke Cage (Luke Cage)
Portrayed by: Mike Colter

Luke Cage fucking Jessica could easily be one of the hottest scenes ever. The man has a voice that you just need him to whisper naughty shit to your ear. Also, those pecs are made to plant a face in.
Looked his best in: Jessica Jones - Season 1.


01. THUNDERBAE (Thor)
Portrayed by: Chris Hemsworth



Anyone had any doubts? The only unproblematic avenger is not only an LGBT ally, great dad, and has an amazing bod. He actually made Thor: Ragnarok an incredible movie. That's why we're naming him hottest superhero of 2018.

Source: Me and my friend who owns a bike. 1, 2, 3.

ONTD, you're welcome for my post.
Tags: chadwick boseman, chris evans, chris hemsworth, chris pratt, hugh jackman, mark ruffalo, marvel, sebastian stan
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