While promoting his new Broadway play, Armie Hammer revealed what 'fans' ask him to autograph at the stage door. Here's the transcript for those who don't want to suffer through the video above. This is in reference to one of his previous movies, the Oscar-winning 'Call Me by Your Name'.
Armie Hammer: “The first time someone ever handed me a peach, I was like, ‘Oh, thanks.’ And they go, ‘No, no that’s not for you, will you sign it for me?’ I was like, ‘You want me to sign a peach? They’re like, ‘yeah!’ And I’ve got a Sharpie in my hand and I said OK. I sign it and as I hand it back, I go, ’You’re not going to eat that, are you? I mean, there’s Sharpie on it.’ And they go, ‘No!’”
What a fucking waste of peaches (which are gross anyway but still).