They didn't hold back. https://t.co/RHeMKHgbQl— USA TODAY (@USATODAY) July 15, 2018
Bruce Willis Roast was taped yesterday and Demi Moore made a surprise cameo. Here are some jokes:
- Joseph Gordon Levitt: "Bruce, we're going to have a good time tonight, but don't get too comfortable because later we're going to be replacing you with Ashton Kutcher."
- Nikki Glaser: "You had an amazing action film career until Jason Statham started balding. Bruce has been very active with the Make-A-Wish Foundation, which is where they make sick kids meet you so dying doesn't seem so terrible."
- Jeff Ross: "Bruce Willis used to be a big action star. Now when you look in the mirror, you see dead people. I hope this roast doesn't end with you realizing your career was dead the entire time."
- Demi Moore: "People wondered why our marriage came to an end. I think it's because some jealousy started to creep in. ... Bruce never got over the fact that I rocked the bald look better than he did."
ONTD, your favorite Roast joke?