Marriage is "Too Mainstream" For Rooney Mara and Joaquin Phoenix

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Rooney Mara and Joaquin Phoenix, are still madly in love... but they are not going to get married because it is apparently "too mainstream" for them.

Also, Joaquin "transforms all his girlfriends into being holistic, vegan, spiritual and into saving the world." They two are apparently "in their own bubble."

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Jesus sexily baptizes Mary Magdalene.

They have been dating since January 2017. They are starring in the film Mary Magdalene together. Rooney, a white girl, will play the middle-eastern woman Mary Magdalene. Joaquin, who is 43 and white, will play the 33-year-old middle-eastern Jesus Christ.

They are also starring Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far On Foot, which is an indie movie I'm too lazy to Google UPDATE: It's an indie movie in which Joaquin Phoenix, who is able-bodied, plays a quadriplegic. Great.

Poll #2083177
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All. Participants: 312

Do you want to get married?

View Answers
Yes
109(34.1%)
No
154(48.1%)
I already was
37(11.6%)
I already was... and got divorced
20(6.2%)


Poll #2083178
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All. Participants: 233

More importantly, would you get sexy with Jesus?

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Yes
39(16.7%)
No
57(24.5%)
You need Jesus
137(58.8%)


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