zazie_toujours (zazie_toujours) wrote in ohnotheydidnt,
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For Your Consideration: Michael Shannon for ONTD boyfriend

   
❤️ FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION ❤️


Inspired by the very fun ONTD boyfriends post I thought I'd make a nomination post for the man, the myth, the legend: Michael Shannon.

Here are some reasons ONTD should accept him into their fickle hearts:

Bold red carpet style






INVITE THIS MAN TO THE MET ANNA FLOPTOUR

Can take a joke

Video starts at the relevant bit - probably first significant entry into the Michael Shannon GIF canon

Doesn't play the fame game


Michael's film The Shape of Water sweeped awards season, but he spent Oscar's night watching at his favourite Chicago dive and Golden Globes night doing, uh... this



Hates on Trump


Michael's film Nocturnal Animals came out in 2016 and when he was supposed to promote it his interviews had a tendency to devolve into furious tirades against Trump. The interview quoted in the tweet can be read in full here. If you didn't know where "time for the urn" originated - consider yourself educated.

This beautiful performance


Funny Or Die brought in the one person with the chops to do justice to that crazy ass sorority email with this dramatic reading.

What say you ONTD?

Accepted (life long potential)
308(64.2%)
Accepted (barely)
55(11.5%)
Denied
97(20.2%)
Terminated
20(4.2%)


Sources: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10
Tags: #cannes, actor / actress, ontd original, poll
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