Kick names, take ass.
: I am Steve Rogers.
Stop massaging his muscles!
Rocket: This is Thanos we're talking about. He's the toughest there is
Thor: Well, he has never fought me.
Rocket: Yeah, he has.
He has never fought me TWICE!
Drax: I've mastered the ability of standing so incredibly still... that I become invisible to the eye... Watch.
[slowing starts moving his hand]
Peter Quill: You're eating a Zagnut.
Drax: My movement... is so slow... that it's imperceptible.
Peter Quill: Mmm, no.
Drax: I'm sure I'm invisible.
Mantis: Hi, Drax.
[after a pause] Dammit.Tony Stark:
You're embarrassing me in front of the wizard!!!!!!!
Ebony Maw: Your powers are inconsequential compared to mine.
Tony Stark: Yeah, but the kid's seen more movies.
[Spider-Man throws Ebony Maw into space]
[sees Mantis] Whoa, whoa, whoa, please don't put your eggs in me!
[Rocket gives Thor a cybernetic eye]
Rocket: Uh, you may have to clean it, I stuck it up my ass...
Tony Stark: Don't encourage Flash Gordon.
Peter Quill: Flash Gordon? That's a compliment. Don't forget, I'm half human. So that 50% of me that's stupid that's 100% you.
Dr. Stephen Strange: [realizing both teams are against Thanos] Ok, let me ask you this, one time: What master do you serve?
Peter Quill: Oh, what master do I serve? What am I supposed to say, Jesus?
Ebony Maw: Hear me, and rejoice! You are about to die at the hands of the children of Thanos. Be thankful, that your meaningless lives are now contributing to...
Tony Stark: I'm sorry earth is closed today, you better pack it up and get out of here!
Ebony Maw: Stone keeper, does this chattering animal speak for you?
Dr. Stephen Strange: Certainly not I speak for myself!
[Creates Hand Shields]
Dr. Stephen Strange: Your trespassing in this city and on this planet.
It means get lost Squidward!
Steve Rogers: [to Thor] New haircut?
Thor: Looks like you've copied my beard
Peter Parker: Let me just say, if aliens wind up implanting eggs in my chest or something and I eat one of you, I'm sorry.
Tony Stark: I don't want another single pop culture reference out of you for the rest of the trip. You understand?
Rocket: You speak Groot?
Thor: They taught it on Asgard. It was an elective.
The Olympics, maybe even a Starbucks.
Tony Stark: If Thanos needs all six, why don't we just stick this one down a garbage disposal?
Dr. Stephen Strange: No can do.
Wong: We swore an oath to protect the time stone with our lives.
Tony Stark: And I swore off dairy, but then Ben & Jerry's named a flavor after me. So...
Dr. Stephen Strange: Stark Raving Hazelnuts.
Tony Stark: Not bad.
Dr. Stephen Strange: Bit chalky.