ONTD Roundup

this morning I was putting away a stack of bowls in our kitchen and of course I'm short and the bowls go on the top shelf so I was reaching high above me and the top bowl in the stack tipped out and smashed onto my forehand. I iced it for a few hours but can't wait to find out what kind of nasty bruise I get from this.

owww!<3 Oh my gosh, I'm sorry this happened to you! I hope the bruise isn't too bad.

thanks! At this point it's more embarrassing than anything else. I'm supposed to go out with friends tonight but I don't want people to judge me for having this nasty bruise on my head.

ouch! i'm assuming you meant forehead and that just sounds downright painfulll. i'm sorry :(

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I'm selling some designer shoes on Poshmark for my mom because they were final sale and she can't return them. I listed them at a reasonable price but still open to offers and of course I get lowballed with cheapskate offer.

Like they're brand new, come on through some actual sense.

But if you're need if sparkly Jimmy Choo Pumps, let me know.

i jinxed myself my telling my husband that our loud coworker was being pretty quiet and not talking out loud much today. now she's doing it and won't stop. yay!

The snow's so heavy right now I literally can't see the buildings across the street. I haven't seen snow this heavy in years.

OMFGGGGGG ANOTHER PUTIN CRITIC FOUND DEAD IN LONDON 👀

Oh no :(

This is insanity.

ANOTHER?

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Total accident, amirite?

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Yeah I saw that. Cause of death hasn't been released yet and he was kind of old (68), so I'm kinda hoping natural causes, but at the same time...

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ugh, i had a call with my manager regarding my vacation issues. so the new tracking website doesn't seem to take into account that vacation should be by fiscal year (sept - aug) instead of calendar year. so it was saying i was taking 2 weeks off in the year when technically i was taking one week off this fiscal year and one week off the next fiscal year? i booked the last week of august and the first week of september off.

so my manager was like, "oh, i'll follow up" but in the mean time he cancelled the week of sept from my calendar and said i should apply for it closer to the date of? so annoying.

I fucking love Sylvia Weinstock. She should’ve been a permanent judge! Can I be her when I grow up.

my birthday is in like three weeks and I mentioned to my boyfriend that it might be fun to get some friends together and all go out to dinner to celebrate and he told me that was a bad idea because it's unlikely they'd all be able to get off in time. even though they'd have ample time to ask off???

I can't tell if he's being dumb or has secretly planned something but I'm leaning towards the first, unfortunately.

I would suggest it to your friends anyway, if they all say no then you'd know if something is going on lol. Stuff like that is why I hate anything surprise for a birthday tbh

one of my regulars on my 'dirty snapchat' sent me money to buy weed yesterday since we were dry. i didn't even have to send anything.

My lunch was 2 Auntie Anne's pretzels and cheese dip. Why do I hate myself?

I love their pretzel dogs. I'm trash.

I've never tried those.

I wish Auntie Anne's delievered.

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i think that just means you love yourself because that sounds so fucking good. sometimes a bitch just needs a trash pretzel and dayglo cheese

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For 3 weeks I’ve had this flesh colored bump to the right on the bridge of my nose. It’s only noticeable to me and it’s painless but it’s been 3 weeks and I don’t really get pimples/acne/cysts + something just doesn't feel right about it. Anyways I went to my dermatologist and I have to do a biopsy to make sure it’s not skin cancer bc she doesn't think it's a cyst. I exercise a lot and am always in the sun so I am paranoid now and it runs in the family on my mom’s side. I told my dermatologist this and she was like “well let’s hope not because after a while without nothing done it can spread to the bone!” Like thanks for giving me more paranoia, bish.

In completely unrelated news did anyone watch last night’s Vanderpump Rules episode? Jeremy has a long history of domestic violence, violating restraining orders and making women uncomfortable and yet Tom and Ariana are yelling at Stassi? I don’t even like Stassi but she’s right here. Of course ~progressive~ Tom and Ariana present themselves as such until it’s a loved one. If that were my brother at the very least I wouldn’t say shit on tv. Tom is such a fucking tool.