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Origin: Russia

The White Duck

While away on a journey, a king's wife was turned into a white duck by a witch. The witch then took on the form of the queen. The white duck moved into the garden, where she eventually laid three eggs. From those were born two ducklings and a drake. The witch, disguised as the queen, lured the duck's babies inside the castle and killed the two ducklings. The "queen" ordered for the king to catch and kill the white duck, but when he tried to get the duck himself, the bird turned back into the real queen. With a sprinkle of magic water from the garden, the dead ducklings and the drake all became human children. Finally, the witch was dismembered as punishment for her crimes. [ x ]

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aceworthy

Is it too much to have soup for lunch and soup for dinner?

Yes. Unless you match a large batch and then you're good!

soup is often the only thing i eat in a day lol

Soup is great.

Not if you're in the mood for soup!

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aceworthy

I appreciate all the soup lovers on ONTD

You can have whatever you want for lunch and dinner. You are an adult and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise!

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ahkna Expand

soup all day every day still isn't too much

What kind of soup though?

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lol no why?

You can never have enough soup. Delicious and nutritious tbh.

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I just had broc and cheddar (again) for lunch so hair flip emoji.

absolutely not soup is my fave food tbh!!
ill actually prob have it for lunch and dinner also lol (but with a sandwich)

there was 1 winter where I ate soup for breakfast, there is no limit

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No such thing as too much soup.

I wish I could only eat soup tbh.

I love soup so no

60 Minutes with Anderson Cooper on March 18th, popcorn is ready
Alternatively, any number of people would pay her $1M penalty for speaking, but since Cohen has already been blabbing about it, imo all bets are off.
Waiting to learn what that reference to "parentage" was in the paperwork!!

NEW: Stormy Daniels says she will pay back $130,000 to be able to talk about President Trump, and disclose any text messages, photos or video she may have. https://t.co/CpEpdHVsbk
— NBC News (@NBCNews) 12 March 2018

omg

This would b amazing

yoooo

this is cute

lol, I mean yeah

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aceworthy

Lmao

yeaaaaaaaaaaaah..

I knocked out at 10pm on Saturday tho, and was like "wow I slept 10 hours!"

it was really 9.

I dont get to rest this often.

idk why, but when she makes that double chin face I get Jim Carey in The Mask vibes!!

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12dozenroses

i feel like heck today tbh

zombie form activated

the only reason i didn't struggle with the time change was because i was drugged out on allergy medicine medicine and sick af. i'm grateful.

As soon as I get used to the fact that it gets dark later in the day, we "fall back" & I have to get used to it getting dark earlier.

y'all i have hella jaw tension and tightness and my doctor wont do shit about it. help pls. what can i do for it????

i have that really badly every so often as well. today it's pretty painful. i find that like 800 mg ibuprofen helps, as well as making sure to open my mouth and slowly stretch my jaw out every so often. hope you feel better.

:( thank you bb

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jogas Expand

sounds like TMD? can you see another doctor?

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too much *****?

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For home treatments: pain meds, slight exercises to loosen it, massage the joints, use cold packs. I would also suggest evaluating your pillow situation. My pillow wasn't firm enough, and somehow I was knocking my jaw out of alignment for a prolonged time. Avoid sleeping and putting pressure on the painful area. I also grind the shit out of mine, so mouth guard if you don't already have one. I hope you feel better. <3

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seconding the pillow situation, just like 2 weeks ago i figured out that the way my pillow was pushing my face when i laid down was making me clench my jaw all night long without realizing it. also just trying to be conscious of when i am clenching my jaw and making myself relax it. idk if it was a particularly bad week in the news or what but i realized every time i was reading the news i would start clenching it and then it would stay tense.

I got Hamilton tickets last month and now Paul Simon just announced a DC date for his farewell tour. RIP my bank account!

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12dozenroses

In DC at the Kennedy Center

what an annoying monday already. tried to get my pain meds refilled, and the nurse is all, "it's too early..." how, when my script is written as 1 pill every 4 hours and the last time i refilled it was the 26th of february? this is the 3rd time i've been accused of trying to refill early by nurses there. ridiculous.

my bad, he changed the dose to 1-2 every 8 hours. but the math is still the same bc i'm taking the max due to a flareup.

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mood

Is daylight savings fucking with anyone else this morning? I forgot I had to fast for my blood draw this morning and not getting to have coffee at 5am was ~tragic.

i had to do that last week and i was grumpy until 11 when i could finally have a cup lol

Yeah I just ditched class entirely today. lol I cannot handle even slight time changes. I don't know why the government insists on punishing me with DST.

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pplemmy

Kyle is Timothee Chamawhatsit's character, right?

Take all this with a grain of salt, but here you go!!

Check out this thread by @PatriotLouUSA. He’s usually solid as a rock on upcomin’ Mueller news.https://t.co/QAujeP45NL
— Tea Pain (@TeaPainUSA) 12 March 2018

1/ Time for my news. New indictments are coming within next month. Unaware of exact timing. Could be this week could be in 2-3 weeks. Indictment will include some Americans. Mainly on hacking and campaign finance violations. For now they’ll stay away from being too close to Trump
— Lou Mendez (@PatriotLouUSA) 12 March 2018

2/ this is to avoid a fire storm. But many close to the President will eventually follow with superseding conspiracy indictments and other charges. Only exception is Roger Stone, a close associate, could be sooner. There will be people indicted never discussed before publicly.
— Lou Mendez (@PatriotLouUSA) 12 March 2018

3/ these indictments for the actual hacking will include foreigners as well.
— Lou Mendez (@PatriotLouUSA) 12 March 2018

Uuuugh but when are they gonna get closer to a Trump??? I know they have to wait til the mid-terms when the house and senate (fingers crossed) flip but I can’t do it anymore.

i read that they're close to being done investigating him but are waiting because they're afraid that if they get too close he'll get desperate and shut things down and they want to have everything in motion before that

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aceworthy

Jump him!

I got a cold last Monday and it kicked my ass. I was out for a week and now on my first day back at the office they've gone and moved everything around.

on the plus side, I got to meet my niece last weekend! she is tiny and snuggly and sweet and I love her SO MUCH.

Bored at work. Give me fun and/or creepy stories to read.

Visit /r/letsnotmeet. You'll never leave your house again.

This

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/83qmmj/what_are_some_real_yet_unexplained_mysteries/

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