LA Clippers and Bumble team up to celebrate Anne Frank, Ayn Rand, and Maya Angelou

- On Tuesday, the Clippers began a partnership with the dating app Bumble, wearing patches with the company's logo on their jerseys.

- On Thursday, they posted and later deleted a Bumble-themed tweet in recognition of International Women's Day, a holiday with socialist origins. Maya Angelou is a classic choice for ham-handed feminism, but quoting a teenage Holocaust victim to show how much you and a dating app respect women takes it to a new level. And who loves women and socialism more than Ayn Rand!

- Corporate feminism is a disease. See you next March 8th!