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ONTD Original: Superheroes that could come out of the closet soon...

So we're here, we're queer but big companies refuse to acknowledge us. Big studios and Networks usually deny character's sexualities if they're not straight, but that should change soon.

Here's a list of some characters with potential to have a decent mainstream LGBT stories.

Captain America
Chances of coming out of the closet: 2/10

WHAT? HOW COULD STEVE BE GAY? HE'S KAPTAIN AMURRICUHH!!! Well, having the character that represents America be gay could be a great gesture towards acceptance. Also, we all know about his relationship with Bucky, so him going gay for Bucky is not much of a stretch... Will studios agree? idts...


Wolverine
Chances of coming out of the closet: 3/10
Chances of Hugh Jackman portraying Wolverine again: 1/10

Hugh Jackman is a huge homosexual....marriage supporter, so we know he'd be up for it. Having such a big profile superhero as Wolverine come out of the closet would be great for visibility. Also, Wolverine is canonically gay in an alt!universe in the X-men comics so...


Gambit
Chances of coming out of the closet: 4/10
Chances of Gambit actually having a movie: -10/10
Chances of Potato Tatum playing a gay Gambit: -10000/10

Gambit is known for being bisexual. He has a flirty attitude and he's quite sexy, two traits that combine into the attractive idea of a guy everyone finds hot, who finds everyone sexy.


Wonder Woman
Chances of coming out of the closet as a lesbian: 2/10
Chances of coming out of the closet as bisexual: 4/10
Chances of casually dropping she once fooled around with a girl but doesn't remember much about it, but dropping enough hints to make fans lose their minds: 7/10

THE WOMAN HAS BEEN LIVING 38974938749374 YEARS IN A FREAKING ISLAND WITH ONLY WOMEN. GIMME A BREAK?!!! She has tried pussy, more than once, deal with it! EVEN SNL HAD A SKIT ABOUT IT!!!



Harley Quinn
Chances of coming out of the closet: 5/10

MARGOT. ROBBIE. AS. A. LESBIAN. YASSSS. Harley Quinn and her sexy crazy self need to go all Ellen Degeneres on her Suicide Flop team ASAP. Imagine The Joker's reaction?! Also, she's been linked to Poison Ivy in the comics.


Deadpool
Chances of coming out of the closet: 2/10
Chances of doing a bisexual joke about his past: 8/10

Deadpool is known to be bisexual. He fucks everything with a zip code. Will he ever come out and leave Morena Baccarin? Doubt it. Will he joke about how much he loves to feel Colossus' dick? probably...


Eggsy
Chances of coming out of the closet: 3/10
Chances of Taron coming out of the closet: 5/10
Chances Taron and Hugh are having an affair: 10/10

Kingsman could use some good publicity and Eggsy could put his anal loving skills to good use. Taron and Hugh are having a Hollywood affair so it shouldn't be that hard for Taron Egerton...


Green Lantern
Chances of coming out of the closet: 5/10
Chances of Green Lantern having a proper reboot with DC/WB: 0/10

One of the Green Lanterns has been canonically gay, so if DC ever decides to stop fucking around, have some decent storylines and reboot this with a gay lead and a non-cgi suit, we'll be here...


Robin
Chances of coming out of the closet: 6/10

i mean, do we really need him to come out at this point? There's a new Teen Titans TV show in the works, so maybe they could actually make this happen... who knows.


Ayo and Okoye
Chances of coming out of the closet: 4/10

WE LITERALLY JUST HAD A POST ABOUT IT!!! SERIOUSLY MARVEL!!! I MEAN...RLY?


Wally West/Kid Flash
Chances of coming out of the closet: 7/10

Wally is single and ready to mingle and moving to a new show, there's a lot of stuff they could do with him and the actor playing him just came out, so this is the time to explore bisexual Wally!


Bobby Drake/Iceman
Chances of coming out of the closet: 8/10

If studios actually wanna go with a gay superhero Bobby is the way to go, he's known, but not known enough so they wouldn't be losing much, it's a safe bet to try how audiences react to a gay superhero.

Source: Me and my gay self.

ONTD, which character should come out?
Tags: dc comics, lgbtq / rights, lgbtq film / media, marvel, ontd original, the avengers, x-men
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