ONTD Original: All the men who worked with Woody Allen since Dylan Farrow's op-ed



Woody Allen's transgressions are well known around here. He's a pedophile and is still able to make films with Amazon, one of the biggest companies in the world. While we know of all the famous women who have worked with him recently, the men seem to be untouched. Not one man mentioned #MeToo in their speech at the Golden Globes nor were they asked about it on the red carpet. This post was made to highlight all the shitty men who have worked with Woody Allen since. They can claim they may not have known before 2014 but there is no reason to use this excuse now.


Colin Firth

“And you know, I don’t have to think too hard about working with Woody Allen.”

While Colin did start working on this film in 2013, he has been in the industry for way too long to claim ignorance. Colin worked on "Magic in the Moonlight" with Woody and was even shown in yellow face in the film.


Timothee Chalamet

ONTD Fave Timothee Chalamet is going to be Woody Allen's next film called "A Rainy Day in New York". I'm sure he'll find some way to regret this decision after the film is released. At this point, he could slaughter a bunch of kids and people will still find a way to cape for this poor mans Finn Wolfhard.


Joaquin Phoenix

"I've always admired him, but I don't think people appreciate Woody as an actor,"

Joaquin is no stranger to associating himself with assholes, prob b/c he's one himself. If you don't recall, Joaquin and Casey locked themselves in a room of a woman Casey sexually harassed with the intent of having sex with two women. Casey was married to Joaquin's sister at the time. Joaquin has also worked with Woody on "Irrational Man" in 2015.


Jude Law

Jude Law is very deserving of his awful hairline for not only working with Woody Allen in "A Rainy Day in New York" but for also donating $500 to Time's Up. I guess he hasn't cashed in that Dumbledore check yet? Jude's character has a sex scene with 15 year old in the film but actors will do anything for ~*~art~*~.


Jesse Eisenberg

"Woody Allen is just so efficient and clever that he's able to make these wonderful movies in a way which no one else is working."

This would be Jesse's second time working with Woody Allen. He first worked on "To Rome with Love" back in 2012 and this would be their second collaboration in "Cafe Society". When asked about the fact that Woody allegedly molested his daughter and married his son's sister, Kristen Stewart spoke for both her and Jesse. She said, "At the end of the day, Jesse and I talked about this. If we were persecuted for the amount of shit that’s been said about us that’s not true, our lives would be over. The experience of making the movie was so outside of that, it was fruitful for the two of us to go on with it.”


Liev Schreiber

Along with Jude and Timothee, Liev will also be starring in "A Rainy Day in New York". They say life imitates art and it's true in this case as he is literally acting out a Woody Allen film by dating a 25 year old.


Steve Carell

Steve Carell also starred in "Cafe Society" along with Jesse, Corey Stoll, Ken Stott, Paul Schneider, Tony Sirico, and Stephen Kunken. Carell had the fucking nerve to wear the "Time's Up" pin on the Golden Globes red carpet while making films with a pedophile.


Justin Timberlake

"I was like, I think he’s forgetting that he’s Woody Allen and that I’d love to work with him, honestly. So yeah, I read the script and didn’t even make a joke to play coy. I said, 'Yeah, I’m in.'"

Serious Actor Justin Timberlake wasn't asked about much of anything on the red carpet. He was too busy interrupting Jessica Biel, who was nominated for her performance. Justin was one of the biggest hypocrites on the red carpet that night. He just recently starred in "Wonder Wheel" with Woody Allen and wore a "Time's Up" pin on the carpet along with all black attire. He also tweeted about the campaign.

Jim Belushi, David Krumholtz (candidate for biggest jackass of 2018), Tony Sirico (again), and Steve Schirripa also starred in Wonder Wheel.


Diego Luna

Diego Luna just recently starred in box office hit "Rogue One" so of course he jumped to do a Woody Allen film next. He will also be starring in "A Rainy Day in New York". Luna faced a lot of fan backlash over his decision to work with Woody Allen but has yet to speak out about the matter from what I have seen so far.

sources: me & 1 2 3