North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un just stated that the “Nuclear Button is on his desk at all times.” Will someone from his depleted and food starved regime please inform him that I too have a Nuclear Button, but it is a much bigger & more powerful one than his, and my Button works!— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 3, 2018
Always remember that Trump NEVER, EVER WANTED TO ACTUALLY BE THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. The campaign was just so he could get his own TV network. He only wants to be an entertainer. And now he has decided, "F**k it. I'll do both at the the same time." https://t.co/Oe21MIr0Ux— W. Kamau Bell (@wkamaubell) January 3, 2018
When Blabbermouth Don talks about who has the bigger nuclear button, I think we all know what he's talking about. It's your basic dick-measuring contest. Sad!— Stephen King (@StephenKing) January 3, 2018
Chelsea Handler retweeted:
Trump just said he has a bigger penis than Kim Jong Un. The United States’ security is relegated to someone with a severe inferiority complex who threatens a nuclear Holocaust to compensate for his lack of self worth. God help us.— Rob Reiner (@robreiner) January 3, 2018
AMERICA: Hey, Trump is actively antagonizing nuclear powers on twitter. Can you do something? We're all going to die.— Ken Tremendous (@KenTremendous) January 3, 2018
GOP: Sure. Sasse -- make a statement about rising tribalism.
SASSE: On it! https://t.co/4AEcioYRdG
I think the nuclear war threat bummed me out less than the “I’m giving out fake news awards Monday at 5” tweet.— Paul F. Tompkins (@PFTompkins) January 3, 2018
Trump going off half cocked means that Russia investigation just heated up. He shot off at Pakistan,Iran and North Korea in 1 day.— Patricia Arquette (@PattyArquette) January 3, 2018
Golden Globes who!?!?
I will be announcing THE MOST DISHONEST & CORRUPT MEDIA AWARDS OF THE YEAR on Monday at 5:00 o’clock. Subjects will cover Dishonesty & Bad Reporting in various categories from the Fake News Media. Stay tuned!— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 3, 2018
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