Celebs react to Trump comparing the size of his nuclear button to Kim Jong-Un's nuclear button

January 2nd, 2018, 09:43 pm

Celebs react to Trump comparing the size of his nuclear button to Kim Jong-Un's nuclear button

Trump has some free time on his hands, so he decided to compare his dick size to Kim Jong Un. What the fuck is up with him capitalizing random shit!?

North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un just stated that the “Nuclear Button is on his desk at all times.” Will someone from his depleted and food starved regime please inform him that I too have a Nuclear Button, but it is a much bigger & more powerful one than his, and my Button works!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 3, 2018

Always remember that Trump NEVER, EVER WANTED TO ACTUALLY BE THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. The campaign was just so he could get his own TV network. He only wants to be an entertainer. And now he has decided, "F**k it. I'll do both at the the same time." https://t.co/Oe21MIr0Ux
— W. Kamau Bell (@wkamaubell) January 3, 2018

When Blabbermouth Don talks about who has the bigger nuclear button, I think we all know what he's talking about. It's your basic dick-measuring contest. Sad!
— Stephen King (@StephenKing) January 3, 2018

Chelsea Handler retweeted:

This is an unstable man. It is past time that Congress stops this madness. It is long past time that @Twitter takes responsibility and stops his dangerous threats. pic.twitter.com/gZNYc7NVEF
— VoteVets (@votevets) January 3, 2018

Trump just said he has a bigger penis than Kim Jong Un. The United States’ security is relegated to someone with a severe inferiority complex who threatens a nuclear Holocaust to compensate for his lack of self worth. God help us.
— Rob Reiner (@robreiner) January 3, 2018

AMERICA: Hey, Trump is actively antagonizing nuclear powers on twitter. Can you do something? We're all going to die.
GOP: Sure. Sasse -- make a statement about rising tribalism.
SASSE: On it! https://t.co/4AEcioYRdG
— Ken Tremendous (@KenTremendous) January 3, 2018

I think the nuclear war threat bummed me out less than the “I’m giving out fake news awards Monday at 5” tweet.
— Paul F. Tompkins (@PFTompkins) January 3, 2018

Trump going off half cocked means that Russia investigation just heated up. He shot off at Pakistan,Iran and North Korea in 1 day.
— Patricia Arquette (@PattyArquette) January 3, 2018

Golden Globes who!?!?

I will be announcing THE MOST DISHONEST & CORRUPT MEDIA AWARDS OF THE YEAR on Monday at 5:00 o’clock. Subjects will cover Dishonesty & Bad Reporting in various categories from the Fake News Media. Stay tuned!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 3, 2018

I just....

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I wish I was dead lmao

At this rate, we all will be soon enough.

ikr? kick back tbh

i'm spiraling to a really dark place tbh

I've been telling my coworkers this is the best way to go out at this point. We deserve it for being this stupid.

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I'm really depressed and worried about my future prospects but why does it matter when Tramp will make it so none of us have a future?

sweatpants

word lol

ok he's always been unhinged but something's off today. what the actual fuck

Gotta be honest: On a night like tonight, I'm still pretty pissed at those journalists and news organizations which treated Hillary Clinton's email server as a matter of apocalyptic importance.
— Nate Silver (@NateSilver538) January 3, 2018

x10000000000000, good christ

SERIOUSLY

get ha nate

Me all day, every day.

i agree and i don't even like hillary clinton or nate silver

I don't get how the Democrats (and Republicans for that matter) couldn't find a better candidate.

I think it may be time to get rid of political parties like Washington did or get serious about third parties/independents.

well the whole democracy is a joke rly, it's basically an oligarchy. if checks n balances don't matter, as they apparently don't when money's involved, what's the point?

it was waaaay too easy to get to this backwards state we're in now. i wish we could trash the whole system like you said

Unfortunately there never will be a serious third party while the strongest and most influential Independents can only see a way forward by aligning with Republicans or Democrats.

If a third party ever seriously emerged, it would quickly absorb one of the major parties and it would still be a two party system.

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Hillary was a good candidate for a time tho her approval ratings as Secretary of State were incredible but then the GOP smear campaign started and she was toast

the only way to get serious about them is for people to start voting for them which they're unwilling to do since they're brainwashed to vote the lesser evil

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YUP.
like that picture of a flood with a sign that's sinking that says "BUT HER EMAILS" that's where the fuck we're at. after the nuclear war "but her emails" will be written in the ashes.

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YUP.

Yeeeeeep.

For real.

Edited at 2018-01-03 03:55 am (UTC)

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lmao I saw some guy with a “hillary for prison 2016” bumper sticker on the highway earlier today.
I was like “what a throwback”!!

IMO, the US is going to end up going to war with North Korea sometime this year.

that's really what they want how is that a surprise

It's not, but you would think they would pick a better country that doesn't have nuclear weapons.

nah, mutually assured destruction and all that - its essentially a dick measuring contest, but no-one actually wants to whip theirs out to be measured

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likely trump will kill us all himself way before then

And/or Iran.

nooo i just moved to Japan lol

smh shit follows me everywere -> was working/studying in Paris during the terrorist attacks and now I live near NK in one of their ennemies' country smh....

Edited at 2018-01-03 09:13 am (UTC)

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I hope if it comes to that (and Nth K. is slow enough of the mark) the US military mutinies, goes on strike, has a sit in, whatever the fuck it is they do when they refuse to fight. If I or my family member was a soldier I'd be fucking ropable if I got deployed to fight this shit. Throw me in the brig IDGAF.

I hate that I feel numb to all of this but if I took it all as seriously as I should I wouldn't be able to leave my goddamn house so...

FUCK THE GOP FOR CONTINUING TO LET THIS CHILD "RUN" THE COUNTRY.

Seriously. It's time for the GOP to put country before party. Not to mention, all the things they would want to happen would still happen with Pence (that's not to say I don't think he won't go down with Trump for the Russia stuff because I do). Any Republican in the line of succession will still do everything the Republican party wants to do to ruin this country.

Exactly. Like, you already got your fucking tax cuts, your party is control even if he's impeached, we don't all need to die for your continued greed!

im just shocked that money is more important than their own lives at this point lmao. at the very least, they could think of it as short-term money vs long-term money

what's that money gonna do for them when their president gets that shit burned up in nuclear fire being a troglodyte on social media?

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hey that's an insult to children. i would 100% prefer a 5 year old as the president. america really could use some fruit snacks and a nap right now.

the GOP is not only evil, but stupid as fuck

their tax cuts and highway robberies ain't gonna mean shit when we all dead

If we make it out of this presidency alive, I really really really hope that it means the end of the Republican party.

I know it's not going to happen but a small part of me is holding onto a tiny shred of hope for it.

me almost every day last year

lmao

Definitely me, including in this thread.

MTE, Kristen Bell.

can't watch these 😔

LOL but like also

how the fuck is this our actual reality

berenstein

nnnnnnnnn

those lucky bitches in that Trump-free timeline

cackling

lmaooooo

I want back into that timeline :'(

Lolll

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CALL THEM OUT SIS -

mte

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Even with all the anxiety we are experiencing, you still finished that paper, so congratulations!

Look on the bright side: job-hunting is increasingly unimportant.

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I need to earn money so I can at least fulfill my bucket list before then tho!!

pplemmy

you trying to give this guy ideas or

Lolol

loving ur icon here. did u see rachel's commentary on the tweet with lawrence tonight? i wanted to hug her so badly

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He don't care about anyone's opinion.

Y’all. They want this to happen. He would have been out of office if otherwise.

War = money 🤷🏾‍♀️

At the cost of lives and the planet 🤷🏾‍♀️

They. Don’t. Care. About. Us. https://t.co/d584n7AtG7
— |L I Z Z O| (@lizzo) January 3, 2018

yep. the brutal truth.

yeah, but the super rich already have bunkers set up.

America = money

it's a rotten toilet of a country clogged up with an entire roll of the shitty unraveled toilet paper of an entire system. the people behind it are so far up their own asses, the country needs to go down. it's just too bad that it costs innocent lives for that to happen

I'll always say it: fuck the USA

every day is a fucking travesty lmao we deserve to be nuked

locadepatioo

you do realize that the areas of the U.S. that would be attacked are areas that are strongly opposed to Trump?

either way you're a sociopath for thinking anyone deserves to be nuked

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Nobody deserves to be nuked

Also think of the Earth

Edited at 2018-01-03 08:23 am (UTC)

How can his aids see this and think well it’s just one of his nights again?

Maybe trumps having a meltdown again cus he knows mueller has more stuff on him?

I doubt his aides have any access to his Twitter tbh.

buffy_usa

I don’t think he had aides

I did wonder if it's his lizard brain operating on some knee-jerk response to create a diversion, yeah.

Our previous PM here (Australia - Abbott) had a tendency to do particularly outrageous things which sucked up a lot of media oxygen - luckily they weren't able to get much through parliament anyway. It does kinda remind me of that though - picking a Twitter fight with NK will detract attention from the FBI investigation, and I think he's too entirely caught up in his own hubris to really comprehend the potential consequences.

i'm so scared all the time i think i've numbed myself to it

How can the gop see this and think wow this is normal

They just want to stay in power

This x a million.

They'll sell their own mothers to retain any modicum of power.

They're burying their heads in the sand

money and emotional impotence are a hell of a drug

because taxes

Because the GOP sees war as $$$ in their pockets, not bodies in the ground.

They only listen to Fox News

CUT CUT CUT!!!!!

this is just too fucking much , like.. no words

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