ONTD Original: How Taylor Swift Snatched Britney Spears' Pop Team and Imitated Her Career


Taylor Swift's transition from country girl to pop girl has been an interesting progression to say the least. Hate her, love her the media and ONTD can't stop talking about her and streaming ha. That's just a fact. But there's an elephant in the room and no I'm not talking about the one in the Video Music Awards promo Britney Spears & Russell Brand shot back in 2008. I'm talking 'bout the fact that Swift has snatched up Britney's producers, video directors, dance moves, and some of ha lewks. I guess the good sis takes after her thieving ex Harold Styles and this OP had no problem dragging him by his British receding hairline. Honestly the only thing the good sis hasn't taken from Spears is her first week sales for a
female artist (which Adele already snatched right up with #1 Worldwide Hit single "I Miss You" and 25). Speak Now, Red, and 1989 couldn't do it so will Swift's second go and foray into Pop see the reputation UPS© truck able to deliver 1.3+ million copies in the first week? We shall see. So for those Swifties who can't sense sarcasm or lack a sense of humor grab your Reach™ toothbrushes to toss at me and haters who are salivating at the mouth to drag TSwift and/or Britney Spears let's try and keep it somewhat cute at the very least. The theft rating this time around is on a scale from 1 to 5. Let's dive in on the thievery shall we?

The Music Video Director
Joseph Kahn

Long before the good sis TSwift made Kahn her permanent video director (the same way Britney made Nigel Dick her go to video director in ha early days) he was directing Spears' most Iconic videos in her videography since 2000 when the two first worked on "Stronger" from Britney's second studio album, "Oops!...I Did It Again." The two would team up again in Dec. of 2003 on the 1 million dollar budget video for "Toxic." In 2008 Kahn directed the comeback video and the Toxic sequel for "Womanizer." Team Britney pissed off Kahn when changes and scenes were cut from the original "Perfume" video and the two have yet to work on anything since. Honestly, I'm surprised Taylor hasn't called up Nigel Dick to direct anything yet.

Iconic videos shot for Britney Spears: Stronger, Toxic, Womanizer, Febreeze Perfume.

Iconic videos shot for Taylor Swift: Blank Space, Bad Blood, Wildest Dreams, Out of the Woods, Look What You Made Me Do, ...Ready For It?, probably Gorgeous lbr.

Theft Rating:
Sis it happened in West Hollywood off Santa Monica Blvd and La Cienega Blvd in plain caucausian daylight.
a Level 4.5 snatching.


Look What You Made Me Snatch Away from You...Collapse )

stay tuned for my SB LII special eXpose on Justin Timberlake's thieving and under the bus throwing ass.
coming to a mobile phone and/or a Compaq Presario 5000 computer screen near you soon.


ONTD, does your fave have thieving tendencies?

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