• Amy from Edenburg: Q: My wedding's coming up, and I want to surprise my fiancé by writing a song. Can you give me an opening line?
• Kevin from Nottingham: I'm a recent vegetarian but my boyfriend insists I eat his homemade sausage at least once before I fully commit to the cause. How do I handle this sticky sausage situation?
ONTD, are you a vegetarian or do you love sausage?