Just think, we’ll be able to tell our grandchildren, “I remember the day President Trump tweeted the nuclear launch codes.”
— Conan O'Brien (@ConanOBrien) August 10, 2017
-From his golf club in NJ today, Tr*mp told reporters that maybe his threat to bring "fire and fury" upon North Korea if they continue to threaten the U.S. "wasn't tough enough," adding that if N. Korea even thinks about an attack, "things will happen to them like they never thought possible"
-North Korea has said they might fire missiles at Guam
-North Korea state media has also said of Trump, "we cannot have a dialogue with a senile man"
-He also attacked his own party on Twitter this morning
He's totally gonna send us to nuclear war for his own survival isn't he
— josh groban (@joshgroban) August 10, 2017
North Korea officially has a warhead small enough to fit on a missile. Huh. Being "tired of winning" sure feels a lot like "a stress ulcer."
— Stephen Colbert (@StephenAtHome) August 9, 2017
Impeach. Article 25 etc. https://t.co/n0ySyNWGkL
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) August 10, 2017
Thats really weird because I spoke 2 her today & she was NOT ok with it. Which god was it? https://t.co/KMDyy0qNxd via @USATODAY
— #EvanRachelWould (@evanrachelwood) August 10, 2017
"Maximum lulz" -- #MAGA douchebags, probably https://t.co/P4AytpMEls
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) August 10, 2017
Sorry for being so quiet last couple of days; we've been busy building our bunker. Armageddon outta here!!!
— Bette Midler (@BetteMidler) August 10, 2017
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congrats to everyone who voted for him/3rd party/chose not to vote at all!

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