What Gives Matt Bomer a Boner?

July 27th, 2017, 09:46 pm

What Gives Matt Bomer a Boner?

Threesomes: No
Manscapping: No
Skinnydipping: Yes
Cuddling post-sex: Yes
Speedos: If you can pull it off
[Light] Role-playing: Fuck yes
Candles: No
Strip Clubs: No
Handcuffs: No
Daddies: Yes

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if this is posted right after the anderson post rofl

Tagged: actor / actress, matt bomer, sexy

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i always forget he's a little twangy and when i saw mmxxl the other night i was like howdy sir

Twangy?

lol yeah like his voice! he has a bit of a drawl

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I think they mean his accent, I hear that word a lot in the South, lol (ah, he was born in Missouri and raised in Texas according to IMDb).

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weve seen his husband we know hes into daddies

Mte

Lol mte 🙃

lol. mte. nothing new.

Threesomes are overrated and sometimes really fucking awkward oh, and also too much work. I'm lazy af.

OMG, you're not having bareback orgies? Boring.

I literally just layed there during my first one.

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Depends on the couple bc if one gets jealous then it's totally not worth it.

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I've been in one (or two) where it was very obvious it was one guy's idea and the boyfriend was just doing it to appease him.

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the 2 threesomes ive had have been with couples and its nice because they give you a lot more attention (sexually) since youre the newbie.

Yeah with couples it's always the best but it's always seems to be more drama especially if you've already been fucking one of them and their partner didn't know about it ...or so I've been told.

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I agree and never again. No matter what if they really want to do it with me, even if it's ~sizzling hot. Just nah, bruh I'm good

I think my favorite threesome-related comment is, "If I want to disappoint two people at once, I'll just have dinner with my parents."

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good op note

He's so fucking beautiful 😭😭

Speedos: If you can pull it off

Also, is this a double-entendre? Oh my.

Haha I wondered the same thing!

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who doesn't

When will you look my way again, senpai smegma?

Is it my disguise?

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i can see it.

I'm not big on guys being total hairless, but I also don't like hair guys at all. Most the guys I like tend to be naturally smooth (like myself).

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This is about to descend into cybersex, I can feel it

Lightly coated with wisps of fine hair.

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Actually this reminds me

Did you know there's no consensus on whether the Mona Lisa is actually a woman or a man? That's how Leo do.

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How does he feel about butt play though?

lol @ abby elliot correcting andy for saying fuzzies instead of furries

i can't help but cringe when people use "daddy/papi" in a sexual way. idk how people with fathers can ever say that shit.

i can't help but cringe when people use "daddy/papi" in a sexual way. idk how people with fathers can ever say that shit.

Same.

I figured when people are using the term they're referring to "someone else's daddy", kind of like that whole stacy's mom shenanigan.

i can't help but cringe when people use "daddy/papi" in a sexual way. idk how people with fathers can ever say that shit.

Same here. :/

The killer part is when someone is not even old enough to even be your daddy to me

I once was hooking up with this guy who wanted to call me Daddy all the time and he was a little older than me and it was sooooo weird.

I never knew my dad so I'm good.

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He's hot but not at the same time.

it's the deer in headlights eyes.

Physically, he's beautiful, but idk I've never found him hot

Yeah. He's really really stunning but not sexually attractive (to me), idk what it is.

The only time I ever wanted to fuck him was in AHS: Hotel but I think because his character is just so sexualized it's kind of hard not to.

He suffers from the Ricky Marting Disease™: face/body like a statue. I did find him super hot in the movie In Time.

Ricky Martin is daddy hdu!

And is In Time the Justin Timberlake movie? Bc I love that movie and I really don't remember Matt being in it lmao?

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eh big deal lol

Speedos: If you can pull it off

That's a polite way of saying no fatties!

That is not an exciting list.

Jezebel linked to us. For at least the fourth time in the past couple weeks:

http://jezebel.com/et-voila-the-first-blurry-photos-of-george-and-amals-t-1797330671

irl prince eric is still the most beautiful caucasian man in the history of ever.

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