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rita ora lost thousands of pounds on festival urinating device



- rita hoped to revolutionized outdoor music festivals by releasing a new device, which would help women urinate standing up so they wouldn’t have to lose their place in front of the stage
- unfortunately, the project didn’t work out, leading the mogul-supermodel-megastar to describe it as one of the “worst” investments she ever made
- “it let you wee on the spot so you don’t lose your spot after waiting for live five hours. it fell through and it looked weird and i thought, ‘i can’t be bothered to do this, you know what, just wee on the floor.’ that is one of my worst investments. when women need to go we need to go, guys don’t have that problem when you need to go you just post up on the corner and let it go.”


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how do you pee at festivals??

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