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Jennifer Lawrence's Butt Almost Murders Someone



Quick Summary:

  • Jamie Oliver got dragged in English & Spanish on Twitter for his sad paella attempt

  • Jennifer Lawrence was disrespectful to sacred rocks in Hawaii

  • She was allowed to sit on them in a wet suit she wouldn't expose her genitals to them

  • But in true JLaw fashion she began to use them to scratch her ass

  • This loosened a boulder somehow that rolled down and almost killed a sound guy

  • Also destroyed quite a bit of the set

  • "All the Hawaiians" (crew members? random strangers on the street? she couldn't tell) supposedly yelled out something about the curse (it could have just been that one guy from The Mummy Returns)

  • To which she admitted in a rare act of self awareness that she was actually their curse



ONTD, when was the last time you took pride in being a culturally insensitive douche canoe?


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Tags: british celebrities, chris pratt, graham norton, jennifer lawrence, late night talk show
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