So gather round with your organically sourced vodka in your BPA-free tumblers made of sustainabily harvested bamboo and using your tiny ecological footprint power up that solar generator and watch by the oxygen-reduced camp-side fire app on your new MacBook Pro that you needed a dongle to hook up to your iPhone7's AT&T coverage.
About this great achievement (taken directly from YT because it is apt):
Before the Flood, directed by Fisher Stevens, captures a three-year personal journey alongside Academy Award-winning actor and U.N. Messenger of Peace (when did this happen? receipts?) Leonardo DiCaprio as he interviews individuals from every facet of society in both developing and developed nations who provide unique, impassioned and pragmatic views on what must be done today and in the future to prevent catastrophic disruption of life on our planet.
Also do your part by using the hastag #BeforeTheFlood across Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram between October 24 – November 18, and 21st Century Fox and National Geographic will together donate $1 to Pristine Seas and $1 to the Wildlife Conservation Society, up to $50,000 to each organization. (which I mean that is not enough but whatever do it anyhow)
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In other news The Great Barrier Reef has collapsed. #RIPGaia.