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Joe Jonas reveals who he lost his virginity to in a Reddit AMA.

On a scale from 1 to 10, how embarrassing is Camp Rock to you now?
"Oh my god. My dance moves in CampRock were so terrible. I thought I was killing the game, too. Actually, Tyler The Creator posted it one day and I was like, "Oh, cool! Tyler thinks my dance moves are sick!" and I realized he was just totally calling me out for being a total dickhead and the way I danced, but respectfully. I think my flat iron hair and my squeaky voice are a little embarrassing. Also, I watch it now and realize it was so many years ago, it is really bad quality. It just reminds me of how much older I am now. I'm 27."

What's it like living with your brother Nick?
"Living with my brother Nick is great because it is actually like living alone. We decided to move in together because he was out of a lease and wanted to find a new place and he convinced me by saying, "You're really bored with your place, right?" and I was like... I guess. So, I moved out and then he forgot to tell me his lease wasn't up for six months, so I was without a house for a little while. Just floating around. Then we found a place in the valley of California and it's nice because he's been traveling and I'm home alone all the time. I get this nice sized house, just chilling."

Who did you lose your virginity to?
"I lost my virginity to this girl named Ashley. You can probably just Google it. It's pretty easy to figure out. I dated a girl named Ashley, so just Google it to figure out which Ashley that is. It's quite the great story because I didn't have any condoms, so I went to our drummer, Jack's room, who was my roommate at the time and I demolished his room looking for them. Found them underneath his underwear drawer. When he came home, he thought somebody broke into his room because his whole room was demolished because I was in dire need. Needed to happen then and now. Safety first, kids."

What was/is your least favorite Jonas Brothers song?
We wrote a song once called Don't Charge Me For The Crime, which was like the weirdest story song we ever came up with about being the getaway driver for a bank robbery. Maybe it was a little ahead of it's time, being 16 year-old Disney kids, it's probably not the best song to be singing. And we got the opportunity to work with Common and he was totally into it. So, Common actually raps on the song. I don't know how we got away with this being on an album, especially working with Disney for so many years, but it's out there. I'd say it's probably my favorite and least favorite song, in the same right, because it's kind of fun to listen to now, but I'm like, how the hell did we get away with this?"

Any specific reason "Jinx" didn't make it to the album?

"I think probably, it's a two part answer. It's already out there for people to hear, so it's on the EP so you can already hear it. And after creating over a year I feel like it didn't really make sense as much anymore to the full physical album, I wanted it to be a cohesive sounding record and I kind of evolved from that song. And I think every time, even when we performed it live I felt like it had kind of these feelings back when I was doing it with my brothers, I felt like it could've been one of our songs back then, so truthfully I think there are songs on the record that I think might be a little bit more mature, and I was coming up with the track listing and I was like hopefully nobody will cry about it, but I'm just gonna leave it off. I think that's one of the beauties about having an EP and then releasing a full album so that you could be able to dictate what you can put on and what you don't."

How did you first respond to South Park, and how do you view the episode now that the Jonas Brothers have been broken up for a while?
"I loved it. When it first came out I was so pumped. I know that Nick was really kind of not into watching it, but I thought it was the funniest thing at the time and it's kind of a compliment because obviously if you go to a comedy show and they pick you out and make fun of you, you can't heckle back, you gotta just take it and enjoy it, and for me I've always been a fan and I knew that was kind of a wow we made it moment, and also they were kind of attacking Disney more than me, so I didn't really feel threatened. Now I watch it back and laugh and Mickey kicked my ass so I won the episode by being beat up by Mickey Mouse."

Is it true that youre the Jonas Bro thats hangin the most meat in his skinny jeans?
"I like to think so. Although, it's not often that I'm in a locker room or shower with my brothers, so I couldn't really tell you. But, I'd like the Internet to believe that I'm still killin' it."

whats up with Nick's nipples, bruh? - shit is weird.
"Nick's nipples are not as big as they may appear. It did take multiple surgeries to get them down to a normal size. I think it was like 30-40 surgeries to just get them to a little quarter shape.
RIP Harambe.
P.S. Dicks out for Harambe."

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