imnotasquirrel (imnotasquirrel) wrote in ohnotheydidnt,
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More marriage advice from Jeremy & Audrey Roloff: recite your wedding vows during sex. No, really.



Some quick background first: Jeremy and Audrey Roloff are two losers on TLC's Little People Big World. They've been married for like 10 seconds two years, which ofc makes them qualified to dispense marriage advice via their website Beating 50 Percent. I post about them here because I have a lot of bitterness in my soul.

ANYWAY, Audrey's latest article for Beating 50 Percent is the best one yet. In "The Most Intimate Thing You'll Ever Do," she talks about how it was her idea to recite their marriage vows during honeymoon sex and that Jeremy went along with it because why not. And so:

I’ll spare you the details, but it was the most intimate thing we have ever done in our marriage, and probably the most intimate thing I have ever done in my life.

The act of becoming physically and verbally one (at the same time), ensues an ocean of intimacy that I cannot attempt to describe. It’s the best version of “sex talk.”


Read the full article at the source

Will you be trying Audrey and Jeremy's version of sex talk, ONTD?
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