ABC has revealed the bios of the men who will be vying for JoJo’s heart. Check out some excerpts here or read the rest at the source.
Chad, 28, 6’2”
Who do you admire most in the world and why? Myself in 10 years, alright, alright, alright.
If you could be someone else for just one day, who would it be and why? Myself in 10 years, alright, alright, alright.
If you could have lunch with one person, who would it be and why? Myself in 10 years, alright, alright, alright.
What is your greatest achievement to date? Being born good looking.
Evan, 33, 5’11”
Occupation: Erectile Dysfunction Expert
What are your deal-breakers when it comes to relationships? Girls with chipped nail polish, girls who talk too much, narcissists, clingers, girls who have serious food allergies.
Do you consider yourself a romantic and why? Yes, I believe I’m in touch with my sexual energy and it’s very powerful and beautiful.
Grant, 27, 6’2”
What’s your worst date memory? Getting lunch with a girl and listening to her talk about Harry Potter for 20 minutes.
James F., 35, 6’2”
What is your all-time favorite book and why? Besides the Bible (since that seems cliché!), I liked The Circle series by Ted Dekker, or Wizard’s First Rule. Both create such vivid battle scenes you can almost smell the environment.
Wells, 31, 6’0”
Meatloaf said he would “do anything for love, but he won’t do that.” What will you not do? Get a cat.
James Taylor, 29, 6’2”
Tattoos: Yes, American flag and eagle on my left arm/shoulder.
Jonathan, 29, 6’1”
Tattoos: Yes, my grandma on my inner arm and a tiger and Asian artwork on my left shoulder.
Gluten? I don’t think that’s a real allergy.
What foods do you most dislike? Pretty much all vegetables. I eat like a 12 year old.
Christian, 26, 5’11”
What are the top 3 things on your bucket list? 1) Build a relationship with Mark Cuban and earn his respect. 2) Take a trip to space to experience the process and snap some epic selfies! 3) Spoil my grandchildren. (he’s the second guy to mention mark cuban. idgi.)
will you be watching this hot mess, ontd?