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Little People Big World's Jeremy Roloff launches website on covenant marriages

Jeremy Roloff, one of the twerps from Little People, Big World, has launched a new website with his wife Audrey that aims to lecture peons on how to have "covenant" marriages (i.e. heterosexual and blessed by God).



From their website:

Mission: To inspire covenant marriages to beat average, to encourage husbands and wives to give more than 50% to their spouse, and to revive marriages that are indispensable – marked by fixing instead of throwing away.

Beating 50 Percent is about having better than average marriages, and giving more than 50% to your spouse. The hope is that our readers, viewers, and listeners would be relentlessly compelled to give more, serve more, learn more, play more, seek more, and love more, always more.


Their super-thoughtful blog posts have titles like:
* 15 Verses Every Bride Should Memorize Before Their Wedding Day (in which Audrey says that wives should not say no to sex and that they must submit to their husbands)
* "How Do I Bring God Into My Marriage?" (in which Jeremy gives profound advice like praying before meals and reading the Bible)
* Why You Need to #BraidIt (in which Jeremy and Audrey try really hard to make fetch happen...bonus: in this post, you get to read Jeremy's remarkable poetry.)

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ontd, has this inspired you to seek out godly heterosexual covenant marriages? are you as enamored with Jeremy's man bun as Jeremy is?
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