burntbussy (burntbussy) wrote in ohnotheydidnt,
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#PISSALERT : Alex Fasolo will not be fined for his piss crimes on the football fields!



Alex Fasolo must be having a sigh of pisslief right now! The Australian Football League decided to give a formal warning to Collingwood player Fasolo after he pissed in a dang ol' cup at the bench in Simonds Stadium during the April 26th match with only a towel separating the public's eyes from his third eye. It is against strict league rules to piss anywhere but in a toilet during a match, but the league accepted Fasolo's story that there was no alternative given the construction site behind the interchange bench, warning that there would be a sanction given repeat behavior.

How serious can piss crimes be in the Australian Football League? Well, in 2013 Rugby player Russell Packer pissed himself, pants and all, right out there on the grassy fields and got fined 15,000 Australian dollars (about 11k USD) and in 2008, Hawthorn player Mark Williams also was cited for misconduct when he pissed himself before a match.


Source after warning
Source before warning

ontd, what's the most expensive piss you've ever taken? do you think piss rules in the league are too harsh? australian ontders, is australian culture ashamed of piss?
Tags: australian celebrities, sports / athletes
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