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Just weeks after parting ways with Island Records, Iggy Azalea has allegedly inked a new $2.7 million record deal.

Taking to Twitter "as soon as the pen hit the paper" on Thursday, Azalea elaborated that under her new (as yet unannounced) label she will be able to sign new artists and assume full control over future projects. She additionally claims to now own the master recordings of her existing discography.

Azalea's sole release under Island, an EP entitled Survive the Summer, dropped in August. It spawned one single, the Tyga-assisted "Kream," which peaked at #96 on the Billboard Hot 100.

Iggy Azalea claims she inked a new deal worth $2.7 million: "I'm so grateful" https://t.co/R0oXDj3zrR pic.twitter.com/Y9fAZaTHkf

— billboard (@billboard) November 16, 2018

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Jessica Chastain steps out with baby welcomed via surrogate https://t.co/PHm3hA8a0D pic.twitter.com/S7r0Hc1JFR

— Page Six (@PageSix) November 17, 2018

Jessica Chastain and her husband Gian Luca Passi de Preposulo have welcomed a baby daughter, Giulietta Passi Chastain, via a surrogate!

The baby girl is about four months old
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• Jessica Rabbit and Rihanna are listed as influences (none of y'all guessed this when he dressed up as Hedwig!)

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Vanessa Marcil claims Brian Austin Green ‘threw out’ their son’s room from his house with Megan Fox https://t.co/tqThBTv0vr pic.twitter.com/ww3xEBlMN4

— Page Six (@PageSix) November 17, 2018

Vanessa Marcil is saying that Green has “cut out” their son Kassius from his and Megan Fox’s life.
She is claiming the couple “threw out” Kassius’ room.
"Kass no longer has a bedroom at their house starting 5 years ago. He hasn’t ever seen Megan again or met his youngest brother. He’s not allowed to know where they live anymore. Isn’t invited to see them on holidays. Not even Father’s Day. They threw out his entire room and gave away his cat without Kass knowing.”

She also claimed that her 16-year-old son only sees his dad when there’s a professional photographer present.
“He has seen his dad in passing in public places including seeing him in Mexico where his dad was doing a public appearance for money at that hotel. His dad had a professional photographer there from the hotel take a pic of them. He has been completely cut out of his families [sic] lives. Seeing his dad in public sometimes with a photographer present is not being in their lives. In fact it’s even more confusing for him.”

She explains they have 50/50 custody but Green “has given up his 50 percent and only sees Kass in passing and only alone without his wife and kids.”

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The second greatest show of all time has entered its sixth season. And week after week, OP’s blood pressure gets raised againT because these people have been frauding her for too long. But OP always keeps coming back, she doesn’t know how to quit this show. For those unfamiliar with the premise, six ‘Muricans have met and fallen in luh with people from different countries. Once they are engaged, they can apply for the K-1 spousal visa in order to be together in America once the visa is approved. Then they can travel to the land of “milk and honey” (except where the milk is sour and the honey is growing mold). Let’s meet the loved ones of the season.

How Susan Got Her Groove Back and the Frat Boy (Ashley and Jay)


Ummm, while drafting this OP thought her name was Melissa, but it’s Ashley. Anyway, Ashley, 31, from Mechanicsburg, PA went on vacation to Jamaica and met Jay, 20. They clearly have been doing the vacation deed and now they getting hitched. The issue? Jay is 20 so he’s probably fucking stupid and is an admitted womanizer which he inherited from his disgusting father. Ashley admits that she does not care what Jay does in Jamaica as long as he stops when he gets approved for the K-1. Jay is rightfully hesitant about moving to her majority white town. When he gets to her American, Pinterest board home, he acts like he got no home training and starts jumping all over her damn furniture with his gawddamn shoes on.

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Bill Maher disrespects Stan Lee's legacy, questions importance of comic books:https://t.co/BYpFNaHV5c pic.twitter.com/jpPEImq2Qo

— Comicbook.com (@ComicBook) November 17, 2018

In news that surprises... well, nobody, Bill Maher has once again decided to air his ~edgy~ opinions in the manner that all white men in their early 60s who never got the chance to rebel in their teens do.

In a post on his Real Time blog (entitled "Adulting"), Maher mocks adults who mourned Stan Lee after he passed away earlier this week, because we all know that the proper thing to do after someone popular and beloved dies is to shit all over the people who mourn them. Choice quotes include:

- The guy who created Spider-Man and the Hulk has died, and America is in mourning. Deep, deep mourning for a man who inspired millions to, I don’t know, watch a movie, I guess. Someone on Reddit posted, “I'm so incredibly grateful I lived in a world that included Stan Lee.” Personally, I’m grateful I lived in a world that included oxygen and trees, but to each his own.

- The problem is, we’re using our smarts on stupid stuff. I don’t think it’s a huge stretch to suggest that Donald Trump could only get elected in a country that thinks comic books are important.


Comic book writer Tom King was quick to respond:

‘Nuff said. pic.twitter.com/FXXpvuzCyL

— Tom King (@TomKingTK) November 17, 2018

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lol this jealous, bitter heffa...

Kylie Jenner's Video Reveals Cockroach on Dream Kardashian's Birthday Cake https://t.co/1HMrC0Dw51

— TMZ (@TMZ) November 16, 2018

It was Dream Kardashian's 2nd birthday (daughter of Rob and Blac Chyna) and Kylie Jenner took to Instagram to document the special occasion but people began to notice something else.

Crawling along the extravagant dessert spread was a roach embedding itself underneath baby Dream's baby blue birthday cake.

No word on if anyone in the family ate the cake or noticed it. You can check out a video of it at the source.

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+ DC Universe has released a new teaser announcing the premiere date for Young Justice: Outsiders, the long-awaited third season of the fan-favorite animated series: Jan. 4, 2019.
+ The 26-second video depicts a twirling helix in the foreground, and shifts from an image of Earth to one of Apokolips, the hellish planet ruled by the DC villain Darkseid.
+ The third season of Young Justice centers on the team of heroes battling metahuman trafficking following the events of Season 2, in which the alien Reach revealed the existence of the metagene. Now there's a veritable superhuman arms race being waged around the globe.

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