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Art Basel 2006 - MAC Viva Glam Spokesperson Dita Von Teese Debuts Her Lipteese Burlesque Performance at The Delano Hotel

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NSFW. She is doing burlesque on a big lipstick :D

... I dunno. This was the random WireImage event I felt like posting. I am bored. Besides, how many Lohan posts can we freakin' have?

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[info]cherryreefer 9th-Dec-2006 07:38 am (UTC)
she's SO fucking hot
[info]old_fart_1 9th-Dec-2006 07:52 am (UTC)
your icon is hotter to be honest.
[info]cherryreefer 9th-Dec-2006 12:20 pm (UTC)
well, i won't argue with that!
[info]penser_a_rien 9th-Dec-2006 09:15 pm (UTC)
I completely agree.
[info]malevolencia SCORCHING! — 11th-Dec-2006 02:52 am (UTC)
Her style is impeccable. Her skin is perfection. Her hair is silken. Her taste is 100% classic. Her husband is a GOD. Her body is sick! I LOVE THIS WOMAN!!!!
[info]foreverstruth 9th-Dec-2006 07:38 am (UTC)
i think she's gorgeous, but doesn't look right for burlesque at all. idk.
[info]status_hood 9th-Dec-2006 03:22 pm (UTC)
She looks perfect for Burlesque. If you associate the Pussycat Dolls with what Burlesque should look like than you're bound to be confused.
[info]thekspot 9th-Dec-2006 03:47 pm (UTC)
I agree with both of you
I do think she looks out of place in these pictures
but she does have the look for old school burlesque

but no offense, straddling an oversized glittery lipstick isnt oldschool burlesque now is it
[info]foreverstruth 9th-Dec-2006 06:43 pm (UTC)
errr, i barely even know what the pussycat dolls look like. i'm not very familiar with them, but thanks for the insight.
[info]hammiepoo 9th-Dec-2006 07:54 pm (UTC)
I agree.

She's too...toned or something - at least for burlesque. Not jiggly enough. No va-va-voomy Marilyn-esque, fluffy-girl, stereotypical-burlesque appeal to her at all.

(Not that there's anything wrong with being toned! Lord knows I wish I were as toned as I was as a teenager.)

Also her tits are horrible, she should gain weight so her implants don't strain like that.
[info]bertiedav 9th-Dec-2006 07:38 am (UTC)
gnuuuuh, she's SO fucking gorgeous <3
[info]coralfangeffect 9th-Dec-2006 07:39 am (UTC)
Fail cut just got me fired.
[info]captain_molly 9th-Dec-2006 07:42 am (UTC)
Seriously? Or are you saying it to make your point. (Either is valid, I suppose.) Perhaps it's none of my business, I was just curious.
[info]coralfangeffect 9th-Dec-2006 07:44 am (UTC)
Haha, no not really. My boss is so brain dead she probably wouldn't even notice.
[info]scientiste 9th-Dec-2006 07:39 am (UTC)
lol. do guys get turned on by this?
[info]quellybelly 9th-Dec-2006 12:01 pm (UTC)
Women do too.
[info]goosh_betheh 9th-Dec-2006 05:34 pm (UTC)
My thoughts exactly.
[info]seroquels 10th-Dec-2006 06:41 am (UTC)
i always thought REAL burlesque was more of an art form, like dance, than a tool to get dicks hard. that said, ive only seen Dita perform once or twice and i dont think she's a great burlesque dancer -- she's, imo, kind of blah. the two performances i saw, she just kind of pranced around, nothing special.
[info]xnomorefears 9th-Dec-2006 07:40 am (UTC)
sorry, am i the only one who finds her totally unappealing?
[info]pit_fashn 9th-Dec-2006 07:43 am (UTC)
not really.
[info]horror_mistress 9th-Dec-2006 08:18 am (UTC)
It's the chin!
[info]shanny_w 9th-Dec-2006 07:55 am (UTC)
She's fugo to me
[info]milehighmakeout 9th-Dec-2006 07:56 am (UTC)
amen to that.
essentially, shes gothic and a stripper.
[info]bodyinthegarden 9th-Dec-2006 08:23 am (UTC)
no, i'm right there with you. she looks like a stick with two globs of meat on the front. her face has nothing interesting going on, even with all that make up. she's blandy-bland bland-bland.
[info]gefingerpoken 9th-Dec-2006 08:23 am (UTC)
Nope. I don't think she's very pretty. I think she's plain, but she slathers on so much makeup that people think she must be gorg.

Also, I think basing your entire image around some Bettie Page shit you found at Hot Topic in high school is kinda lame-o.
[info]shesmilesalie 9th-Dec-2006 08:29 am (UTC)
nope.
[info]malapropos 9th-Dec-2006 08:50 am (UTC)
No, she's pretty fugz and nothing special. This also isn't "burlesque", she just likes to think it is.
[info]mageru 9th-Dec-2006 11:51 am (UTC)
I don't find her the least bit attractive, and her fake boobs look rock hard.
[info]marlies84 9th-Dec-2006 01:15 pm (UTC)
No, she a fucking one trick pony, what's appealling about that?
[info]vintage_tears 9th-Dec-2006 02:41 pm (UTC)
nooo i wants to pukie everywhere
[info]psychicgypsy 9th-Dec-2006 02:57 pm (UTC)
No I find her unappealing as well. She has a great body but so do a lot of other actresses with better faces.
[info]hydrocarbons 9th-Dec-2006 03:13 pm (UTC)
not at all. i don't get it either
[info]mad_turtle 9th-Dec-2006 03:21 pm (UTC)
Not at all. I don't find anything unique about her. And, she wears so much makeup, who knows what's hiding down there.
[info]hologrphcbuddha 9th-Dec-2006 03:35 pm (UTC)
No, you're not.
[info]darkbloom 9th-Dec-2006 03:39 pm (UTC)
She's fucking ugly.
[info]rosie1300 9th-Dec-2006 06:13 pm (UTC)
Nope. I can't stand her. Not only is she aesthetically unappealing to me, but I don't think she has an iota of what I deem "original" talent. She grosses me out.
[info]magicallaura 9th-Dec-2006 06:14 pm (UTC)
You're definitely not. DEFINITELY.
[info]so_futuristic 9th-Dec-2006 10:41 pm (UTC)
No, I don't find her attractive and I don't get what the big deal is.
[info]_r_e_q_u_i_e_m_ 10th-Dec-2006 01:55 am (UTC)
god no.
[info]baby_dreamer 10th-Dec-2006 02:00 am (UTC)
Personally, I've never found her all that hot. I just don't see what the big deal about Dita is.
[info]ghost_dance 10th-Dec-2006 09:43 am (UTC)
she's not that great but people eat that shit up because of her gimmick.

i do like her fashion sense though (when she's wearing clothes obviously)
[info]ohshitwhatdoido 9th-Dec-2006 07:40 am (UTC)
Why is she famous?
[info]pit_fashn 9th-Dec-2006 07:43 am (UTC)
dating marilyn manson.
[info]paradise_alley 9th-Dec-2006 07:45 am (UTC)
married to actually. although i'd heard of her before they started dating.
[info]ohshitwhatdoido 9th-Dec-2006 07:46 am (UTC)
So shes crazy, but what does she DO?
[info]imamonsterr 9th-Dec-2006 07:40 am (UTC)
oh man, i totally love her. she's gorgeous.
[info]sharks_teeth 9th-Dec-2006 07:41 am (UTC)
I think she's gorgeous when she's got clothes on. She looks really plastic and icky when she's nearly naked.
[info]chung_____chung 9th-Dec-2006 07:43 am (UTC)
shes got such a stunning fashion sense
[info]eskiden 9th-Dec-2006 07:43 am (UTC)
Does she have implants?
[info]xnomorefears 9th-Dec-2006 07:46 am (UTC)
i.. sure.. hope so. i don't think boobs are suppose to point like that when you're on your back.
[info]trendreject 9th-Dec-2006 08:53 am (UTC)
Yes.
[info]olivia_ramirez 9th-Dec-2006 07:44 am (UTC)
Boring.
[info]anjoliena 9th-Dec-2006 08:42 am (UTC)
the handmaid's tale :D
[info]__onthebound 9th-Dec-2006 09:07 am (UTC)
great book
[info]deerlike 9th-Dec-2006 12:51 pm (UTC)
The Republic of Gilead.
[info]paradise_alley 9th-Dec-2006 07:44 am (UTC)
long live dita!!
[info]hipsandquips 9th-Dec-2006 07:45 am (UTC)
she's so awesome.
[info]bethknit11 9th-Dec-2006 07:45 am (UTC)
she has a really nice figure.

i don't understand how she has no face wrinkles, though.

and i REALLY don't understand how she's so pale.
[info]nexttopmess 9th-Dec-2006 07:54 am (UTC)
That's a really ugly picture of Madonna.
[info]bethknit11 9th-Dec-2006 07:57 am (UTC)
at least i have a Wii, fuckface.

you could have all the money in the world and you still couldn't procure a Wii for yourself. that's pretty pathetic.
[info]gefingerpoken 9th-Dec-2006 08:35 am (UTC)
and i REALLY don't understand how she's so pale.

Clorox, bb.
[info]m_x_l 9th-Dec-2006 08:37 am (UTC)
I'm almost that pale O.O

She puts super pale makeup on her face.
[info]olivia_ramirez 9th-Dec-2006 09:18 am (UTC)
No face wrinkles... Botox maybe? Or perhaps she is just that expressionless by herself.
[info]primimproper 9th-Dec-2006 09:22 am (UTC)
She stays out of the sun! Which curbs freckling and especially keeps away the aging raisin face.

Tanning = Rachel Zoe.

She probably moisturizes (htg) with vaseline.
[info]just_shoe_me 9th-Dec-2006 02:04 pm (UTC)
maybe she never smiles or frowns.
I can see how being married to Marilyn Manson would make you never want to smile.
haahahahaaa
[info]polly_purebred 9th-Dec-2006 04:19 pm (UTC)
She wears body makeup too. I saw a pic where she obviously forgot to put it in the back of her neck. Wish I could find that photo!
[info]entelodont 9th-Dec-2006 06:30 pm (UTC)
Makeup, and tons of it. There was picture where you could see the spots on her neck that she missed.
[info]silentbirds 10th-Dec-2006 01:50 am (UTC)
I am that pale also. Some people are just WHITE white skinned.
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