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sir ian [info]jesusnachos
9:12 pm - 11/05/2006

scarjo sex tape??

it had to happen eventually... rumor has it that a scarlett johansson blowjob audio & partial videotape is out there.



It all started when I was walking near the sound tent and my buddy waived me over, smiling and chuckling to himself. He handed me a pair of headphones and informed me that (the actresses) mic was still on … she gets into a vehicle and shares some sweet talk with a guy. I thought she had a boyfriend, but I don’t recognize this guy’s voice … There is some rustling, then the vehicle door opens … She reclines the seat and gets back in. Skip ahead, here is some more sweet talk, then some more rustling, then they start kissing and so forth … THEN, for twelve minutes and forty seven seconds, she gives him the sexiest blow job I have ever heard capped off by the words “Yeah, cum”.

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[info]spanky_o 5th-Nov-2006 09:17 pm (UTC)
rotflol
[info]crazyfirecrotch 5th-Nov-2006 09:18 pm (UTC)
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[info]kindafunnysad 5th-Nov-2006 09:23 pm (UTC)
Dude this is fucking disgusting and not funny in any way.
[info]crazyfirecrotch 5th-Nov-2006 09:32 pm (UTC)
so was this post about her sex tape. if anything were on the same page of disgust.
[info]bagelofdeath 5th-Nov-2006 09:47 pm (UTC)
Oh God, that's disgusting.
[info]deerlike 5th-Nov-2006 10:30 pm (UTC)
Ewwwwww

wtf was that for?! :-&
[info]avadakedavraaa 5th-Nov-2006 11:06 pm (UTC)
when i see that. i laugh so hard i scare my sister :\
calm down assholes its a funny picture.
[info]cacaballbutt 6th-Nov-2006 12:45 am (UTC)
god almighty
[info]gypsy_leerose 6th-Nov-2006 02:13 am (UTC)
ew haha
[info]breezebringer 6th-Nov-2006 08:56 am (UTC)
this made me laugh
[info]agateway 5th-Nov-2006 09:34 pm (UTC)
no shit! close the fucking tag already or delete the post.
[info]amelia_heinle 6th-Nov-2006 05:22 am (UTC)
can you explain what it means to "close the tag" and why the tag needed to be closed?
i need to be hip to LJ lingo.
plz/ty :)
[info]__liz 5th-Nov-2006 10:43 pm (UTC)
I think it's coming from the long ass Madonna post...
[info]spy_time 5th-Nov-2006 09:19 pm (UTC)
whore!
[info]mandy0x 5th-Nov-2006 09:19 pm (UTC)
lol
[info]hydrocarbons 5th-Nov-2006 09:20 pm (UTC)
some do


*shudders*
[info]mandy0x 6th-Nov-2006 01:13 am (UTC)
what'd the post say?
[info]hydrocarbons 5th-Nov-2006 09:19 pm (UTC)
lmao

i need to see/hear proof.

but if this is true, it could be any other blonde chick on set really
[info]beaute__exquise 5th-Nov-2006 09:19 pm (UTC)
~scandalous~
[info]babylon_burning 5th-Nov-2006 09:20 pm (UTC)
Please close whatever font size tag you left open. My entire friends page is now in huge bold font!
[info]4foryouglencoco 5th-Nov-2006 09:21 pm (UTC)
the sexiest blow job I have ever heard

roflrofrlforlfl how many sexy blow jobs have you heard
[info]lilmisstwirly 6th-Nov-2006 03:26 am (UTC)
lmao
[info]shanny_w 6th-Nov-2006 06:44 am (UTC)
i know right
[info]paperbaghomie 5th-Nov-2006 09:21 pm (UTC)
Yeah, cum? Yeah, you take my little sugary treat, you nasal-voiced goddess.
[info]loserkid2004 5th-Nov-2006 09:25 pm (UTC)
sugary? who have you been sucking off? the pillsbury dough-boy?
[info]jewely 5th-Nov-2006 09:27 pm (UTC)
that made me lol
[info]steph313 5th-Nov-2006 09:33 pm (UTC)
lol! Seriously though, sweet? That's probably be the last adjective I would have used.
[info]jerseyhearts 5th-Nov-2006 09:38 pm (UTC)
ahhhhhhhhhhahahahhaha.
[info]numb_crystal 5th-Nov-2006 09:41 pm (UTC)
lol
[info]bangbangusuck 5th-Nov-2006 09:43 pm (UTC)
Mmm sour.
[info]x__leah__x 5th-Nov-2006 09:22 pm (UTC)
Close the tag, plz.
[info]helenkenobi 5th-Nov-2006 09:23 pm (UTC)
LOLOLOLOL
[info]scared_money 5th-Nov-2006 09:24 pm (UTC)
would have been better if it was a titty fuck. IMO
[info]sweet_atrocity 5th-Nov-2006 10:37 pm (UTC)
That would make her the Girl with the Pearl Necklace then...
[info]oh_emmaleigh 6th-Nov-2006 12:02 am (UTC)
LMAO
[info]scared_money 6th-Nov-2006 12:07 am (UTC)
roflmao
[info]saralynn 6th-Nov-2006 12:45 am (UTC)
^ win
[info]heart_of_butter 6th-Nov-2006 08:32 am (UTC)
O SNAP
[info]dissention_1 5th-Nov-2006 09:24 pm (UTC)
sexiest blow job I have ever heard

LOL. Must be code for average blow job spitting & gagging.
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