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BRAD'S DIRTY LITTLE SECRET





The National Enquirer reports that Angelina Jolie is about to learn of Brad Pitt's deepest, darkest secret -- his past with "Olivia", a curvy, blue-eyed call girl.

The big screen hunk apparently forked over 500 smackeroos for a squalid one-time enounter a few years ago in Los Angeles.
'In the tawdry book, "Olivia" claims Pitt was involved in a sleazy transaction -- responding to her ad in the L.A. Express in which she offered "Hot Girl, Hot Massage."
Before you scoff and brush off the National Enquirer, just remember that this story was brought to you by the same people who broke the 'Grey's Anatomy' Isaiah Washington/Patrick Dempsey gay fallout.

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[info]trustnoone86 24th-Oct-2006 07:22 pm (UTC)
All hail the hooker.
[info]heartbeatrock 24th-Oct-2006 07:23 pm (UTC)
lmao
[info]hipster_chic 24th-Oct-2006 07:23 pm (UTC)
...because Brad Pitt neeeeds to hire a hooker.
[info]munkykiss 24th-Oct-2006 07:33 pm (UTC)
that's what i'm saying.
he's brad freaking pitt
[info]rogue_gypsy 24th-Oct-2006 08:14 pm (UTC)
I dunno... I'd prolly charge him just because I know he has money. Lol.
[info]suzycat 24th-Oct-2006 08:48 pm (UTC)
Well, actually, I can see it. I've known good looking attractive cool guys who've used hookers because they are single and don't want to mess up their relationships with their female friends (seriously), plus if you're famous the whole one night stand thing might backfire. And sometimes a guy just wants to get his rocks off without having to call or not call the next day.
[info]dahlingmissjay 24th-Oct-2006 08:49 pm (UTC)
I assume a big hollywood name like Pitt would rather a hooker than the average woman off the street, considering the chances that the average chick will call every single one of her girlfriends the next morning to tell them who she slept with. Hookers tend to be slightly more discreet. Or atleast, most of them. Take for instance Heidi Fleiss. She still hasn't let out the names from her notorious black book.
[info]goingtojackson 24th-Oct-2006 07:23 pm (UTC)
lol
[info]ahota84 24th-Oct-2006 07:23 pm (UTC)
lollerskates
[info]nicknolteshair 24th-Oct-2006 07:33 pm (UTC)
lol @ ur icon
[info]ahota84 24th-Oct-2006 08:08 pm (UTC)
haa same to you!
[info]creepy_molester 24th-Oct-2006 08:11 pm (UTC)
YES! Icon l♥ve
[info]prudeprostitute 24th-Oct-2006 07:45 pm (UTC)
you icon=amazing.
[info]ohsummerstars 25th-Oct-2006 01:11 am (UTC)
jumping on the bandwagon...you icon made me LOL
[info]_gisele 25th-Oct-2006 04:22 pm (UTC)
man, you got the best icon ever!
everytime i see it, i laugh my a** off.
lol
[info]syly_syl 28th-Oct-2006 10:34 pm (UTC)
haha! icon love
[info]neumania 24th-Oct-2006 07:23 pm (UTC)
True or not it sure gave me a good laugh!
[info]duskyclovers sigh — 24th-Oct-2006 07:24 pm (UTC)
not surprised.
at all.
[info]team_nicole Re: sigh — 24th-Oct-2006 07:44 pm (UTC)
wtf at your icon?! LMAO!!
[info]down_fifth_ave Re: sigh — 24th-Oct-2006 08:09 pm (UTC)
LMAO your icon is incredibly entertaining
[info]ilikeandrewbird 24th-Oct-2006 07:24 pm (UTC)
OMG BRAD USED TO HOOK UP WITH OTHER GIRLS WHEN HE WAS YOUNGER?!??!!?

omg, angelina is soooo going to leave him for not having an innocent past
[info]dazedpuckbunny 25th-Oct-2006 05:05 am (UTC)
Yeah totally! Now that she's found out she wasn't his first!! *le gasp*
[info]boomstick 24th-Oct-2006 07:25 pm (UTC)
'Cause Brad Pitt totally seems like the kind of guy who would have to pay for sex.
[info]lovenoelg 24th-Oct-2006 07:27 pm (UTC)
As Charlie Sheen once said, you aren't paying for sex, you're paying them to leave.

Real chicks want to hang out and talk about their feelings and shit, a hooker will fuck you and then leave you alone.

Or...ya know....that's what I heard.
[info]munkykiss 24th-Oct-2006 07:34 pm (UTC)
hmmm...that sort of has a valid point
[info]boomstick 24th-Oct-2006 07:38 pm (UTC)
Ah. What you heard. Gotcha ;D
[info]nars_fan 24th-Oct-2006 11:26 pm (UTC)
Ahaha...so true.
[info]deadwillwalk 25th-Oct-2006 08:31 pm (UTC)
*shrugs* I wouldn't fuck him for all the money in the world. I think he's ugly. But, that's just my opinion. :)
[info]pradagrrrl 24th-Oct-2006 07:25 pm (UTC)
ya right.
[info]lisbonlovesjacq 24th-Oct-2006 07:26 pm (UTC)
godddddddddd I hate when National Enquirer headlines, etc, are posted here. While obviously online gossip isn't top-rung media those are the same types of magazines that will have Jesus on the cover next week claiming he is an alien come to take Kanye West's body. Come on now.
[info]dissention_1 24th-Oct-2006 07:27 pm (UTC)
You're confusing the Enquirer with Weekly World News.
[info]muckymuckerson 24th-Oct-2006 10:34 pm (UTC)
i hate when people do that
[info]yougetajob 24th-Oct-2006 10:43 pm (UTC)
the enquirer has been known to do that. moreso in the past, but they certainly don't have a reputation for truth. they just lie about celebs now because that's the market.
[info]boomshak 24th-Oct-2006 07:26 pm (UTC)
I don't get what the big deal is.

Who cares?

I'm more interested in Pee-Wee and Clay Aiken
[info]snowdrop 24th-Oct-2006 07:27 pm (UTC)
.. the person who wrote that needs to call up a hooker. :|
[info]ilikeandrewbird you're soooo right — 24th-Oct-2006 07:28 pm (UTC)
"Before you scoff and brush off the National Enquirer, just remember that this story was brought to you by the same people who broke the 'Grey's Anatomy' Isaiah Washington/Patrick Dempsey gay fallout."

...yeeeeah and the "Oprah gives birth to alien" story...
[info]dissention_1 24th-Oct-2006 07:28 pm (UTC)
This might be somewhat interesting if he had paid her so he could piss on her or some other kinky shit like shoving a carrot up his ass, but this? Boring.
[info]miss_romania 24th-Oct-2006 09:29 pm (UTC)
Carrot up the ass eh?

Are you a fan of Chuck Palahniuk?
[info]dissention_1 25th-Oct-2006 01:46 am (UTC)
Yes, but "Haunted" royally sucked. ;)
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