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[info]tootsmcgill
11:37 pm - 01/11/2005

britney sees a street healer

Britney Spears visits a phrenologist healer in Malibu to have him work on her head with the power in his fingers to align her chakras, unblock her "blocks," and release her inner spirit.

The street doctor said, after treating the pop star, that his fingers were frozen stiff from the power she emitted. He gave Spears one of his cards that recommends not driving after receiving a treatment. January 9, 2005.



















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[info]butterfliwingz 12th-Jan-2005 06:49 am (UTC)
haha
what a waste of money
[info]ju1cy 12th-Jan-2005 06:49 am (UTC)
lol i was just about to post that.
[info]tawny6901 12th-Jan-2005 06:49 am (UTC)
wow, she looks like SHIT.
[info]vivifyy 12th-Jan-2005 06:51 am (UTC)
looks pretty flat too.
[info]dreamsbedreams 12th-Jan-2005 07:21 am (UTC)
it looks like her boobs have each moved to the side.
[info]schweetzy 12th-Jan-2005 07:04 am (UTC)
Agreed.
[info]jeshers 12th-Jan-2005 05:22 pm (UTC)
man I know. *gag*`
[info]akkurox 12th-Jan-2005 05:55 pm (UTC)
yeah.....no suprise there
[info]save 12th-Jan-2005 08:01 pm (UTC)
Seriously. And what's weird is that she's clearly keeping her roots kept up-- what the hell for?
[info]verona 12th-Jan-2005 06:50 am (UTC)
That's a nice office practice he's got set up on the strip mall sidewalk.
[info]risingtofall 12th-Jan-2005 03:15 pm (UTC)
hahahahaha I was going to say the same thing
[info]dirtynessa 12th-Jan-2005 06:16 pm (UTC)
LMAO!!!!!!!! You craaazzy!
[info]mareejane 12th-Jan-2005 06:50 am (UTC)
why is bruce willis there?
[info]freakneedle 12th-Jan-2005 06:53 am (UTC)
Cuz Britney felt pity for him after he broke one of his arms after following her around a strip mall and compulsively masturbating.
[info]point_shoot 12th-Jan-2005 06:54 am (UTC)
poor guy. he should get that checked out.
[info]sotangledup 12th-Jan-2005 07:11 am (UTC)
I thought the same thing!
[info]baggers 12th-Jan-2005 08:31 am (UTC)
i thought the same thing. i think it's actually her dad.
[info]ifancylust 12th-Jan-2005 12:47 pm (UTC)
lmao. what a weirdo.
[info]lynbug hahahahhahaa — 12th-Jan-2005 03:45 pm (UTC)
exactly my though "Wtf, B.Willy is in the back"
[info]xathenex 12th-Jan-2005 05:23 pm (UTC)
Good to know I'm not the only one who thought that.
[info]magneticromance 12th-Jan-2005 06:50 am (UTC)
hopefully he'll heal her obsession with buying ugly rat looking dogs
♥
[info]starblossom87 12th-Jan-2005 04:41 pm (UTC)
Yeah, well K-Fed isn't going anywhere sorry to say.

..

Sorry. Bad joke.

I really want to kick that damned dog.
[info]penisfoot 12th-Jan-2005 06:02 pm (UTC)
UNCALLED FOR.
[info]verona 12th-Jan-2005 06:19 pm (UTC)
Why are you hating on the chihuahuas?
[info]magneticromance 12th-Jan-2005 06:42 pm (UTC)
it was a joke.
♥
[info]evilbecca 12th-Jan-2005 06:51 am (UTC)
god i hate her.
[info]gunshotbeauty 12th-Jan-2005 06:51 am (UTC)
is she with bruce willis?

as for the healing well maybe it'll cleanse her of white trash hoeness
[info]tawny6901 12th-Jan-2005 06:52 am (UTC)
I don't think that's Bruce...
[info]tootsmcgill 12th-Jan-2005 06:52 am (UTC)
it's not bruce willis
[info]freakneedle 12th-Jan-2005 06:53 am (UTC)
YES IT IS!

Haters...
[info]gasping 12th-Jan-2005 06:51 am (UTC)
she should have went to a fucking dermatologist. ew.
[info]evilbecca 12th-Jan-2005 06:52 am (UTC)
oh, and she needs to hire a stylist to dress her at ALL TIMES.
[info]idiootti 12th-Jan-2005 06:52 am (UTC)
Aaahhahahaha... Haha... Haa.
[info]concha_malvada 12th-Jan-2005 06:52 am (UTC)
and he doesn't even have to take of his Jacket.
[info]cokewithlemon 12th-Jan-2005 08:08 am (UTC)
hahaha and what a nice jacket it is.
[info]ghoulygirl 12th-Jan-2005 06:52 am (UTC)
Hmm......
[info]concha_malvada 12th-Jan-2005 06:54 am (UTC)
someone seriously needs to call that number at like 4 in the morning.
[info]evilbecca 12th-Jan-2005 06:54 am (UTC)
i vote you do it!!!
[info]point_shoot 12th-Jan-2005 06:55 am (UTC)
that would be awesome

"HEY I NEED A READING! MEET ME IN THE TARGET PARKING LOT AT 4:30 AND BRING BRUCE WILLIS! DO I HAVE TO PAY EXTRA FOR HIM?!"
[info]4ft10inonesock 12th-Jan-2005 07:28 am (UTC)
lmao
[info]_introspection 12th-Jan-2005 07:35 am (UTC)
Well he does answer awfully late ;/
[info]wonderbrenna 12th-Jan-2005 07:40 am (UTC)
Did it. And he's super nice. I'm gonna do it again though and fuck with him this time.
[info]aliasydney 12th-Jan-2005 06:54 am (UTC)
Well OF COURSE you shouldn't drive afterwards! You were probably under some kind of influence to pay for that.
[info]x_silent_tear_x 12th-Jan-2005 07:38 am (UTC)
LOL!
[info]ilovethebooti 12th-Jan-2005 06:10 pm (UTC)
OMG YOUR ICON! LMFAO!
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