Geordie Shore series 8 gets off to a sassy start
Geordie Shore series 8 kicked off tonight and we’re pretty sure the rumours are true, it’s going to be the best series yet. Providing Vicky Pattison and Charlotte Crosby show up sometime soon, that is.
Yes Ex On The Beach star Vicky P and Celebrity Big Brother winner Charlotte were nowhere to be seen in episode one which was massively disappointing. However, their absence did give Holly her time to shine.
Holly’s a new woman, she’s back to brunette, she’s got a new part trick and she’s all kinds of sassy (halfway between a slut and classy). She’s buried the hatchet with Marnie, is over that quite serious bout of cock fright and she’s coined the word ‘horrification’. She’s got the fellas fawning over her left right and centre and tattooed new boy Aaron Chalmers is one of them.
Aaron and Holly have history and he’s keen to pick up where they left off. However, he’s got competition in Scotty T, who is on the loose after Marnie ditched him for Gaz. Marnie, Gaz and his legendary parsnip get off to a flying start in the shag pad but Gaz flips when he finds out Marnie’s still whispering sweet nothings in Scotty’s ear. And it looks like Aaron’s about to get in on the action too because next week’s preview sees him swinging for Gaz in the bedroom – and it can only mean a girl’s involved.
In other news, Gaz is still on the hunt for a no-strings-attached plaything and Scotty’s got a, err, Pterodactyl in his kegs. Apparently. Oh and he’s also plotting a revenge attack on Gaz which will see him make a beeline for Charlotte when she eventually puts in an appearance.
Geordie Shore airs at 10pm on Tuesdays on MTV.