5:20 pm - 07/23/2014

Geordie Shore series 8 gets off to a sassy start

Geordie Shore series 8 kicked off tonight and we’re pretty sure the rumours are true, it’s going to be the best series yet. Providing Vicky Pattison and Charlotte Crosby show up sometime soon, that is.

Yes Ex On The Beach star Vicky P and Celebrity Big Brother winner Charlotte were nowhere to be seen in episode one which was massively disappointing. However, their absence did give Holly her time to shine.

Holly’s a new woman, she’s back to brunette, she’s got a new part trick and she’s all kinds of sassy (halfway between a slut and classy). She’s buried the hatchet with Marnie, is over that quite serious bout of cock fright and she’s coined the word ‘horrification’. She’s got the fellas fawning over her left right and centre and tattooed new boy Aaron Chalmers is one of them.

Aaron and Holly have history and he’s keen to pick up where they left off. However, he’s got competition in Scotty T, who is on the loose after Marnie ditched him for Gaz. Marnie, Gaz and his legendary parsnip get off to a flying start in the shag pad but Gaz flips when he finds out Marnie’s still whispering sweet nothings in Scotty’s ear. And it looks like Aaron’s about to get in on the action too because next week’s preview sees him swinging for Gaz in the bedroom – and it can only mean a girl’s involved.

In other news, Gaz is still on the hunt for a no-strings-attached plaything and Scotty’s got a, err, Pterodactyl in his kegs. Apparently. Oh and he’s also plotting a revenge attack on Gaz which will see him make a beeline for Charlotte when she eventually puts in an appearance.

Geordie Shore airs at 10pm on Tuesdays on MTV.

reginageorge 23rd-Jul-2014 03:24 pm (UTC)
buck?????? tash on??????????????????

wtf does that mean
grandmascorner 23rd-Jul-2014 03:26 pm (UTC)
Tash on = make out
Buck = fuck

This show made me learn a new language
reginageorge 23rd-Jul-2014 03:28 pm (UTC)
lmao christ
kanot 23rd-Jul-2014 07:59 pm (UTC)
lmao, English is my second language but this is one of the few shows I need subtitles for... even though I lived in the UK for a year lol
liquidt1000 23rd-Jul-2014 03:24 pm (UTC)
series 8.....?

i dont even think jersey shore passes 6 seasons?
blowinmoneyfast 23rd-Jul-2014 03:33 pm (UTC)
each season only has like 7 episodes

this show is also way better
digitalqueen 23rd-Jul-2014 09:49 pm (UTC)
but this is the better show
text143 23rd-Jul-2014 03:33 pm (UTC)
I would love to be a producer of a reality show, honestly. Or editing.
crazyfirecrotch 23rd-Jul-2014 03:34 pm (UTC)
logging and capturing all that footage and trying to make a storyline. that sounds horrible like being at a baseball game.
illiade 23rd-Jul-2014 03:34 pm (UTC)
Shit I forgot that was last night
nuclearseasonz 23rd-Jul-2014 03:34 pm (UTC)
damn holly gurl.
blowinmoneyfast 23rd-Jul-2014 03:34 pm (UTC)
fuuuck i am so excited to get really high later and watch this.

also omg i saw a picture of them filming series 9 and vicki's hair 😱

finchburg 23rd-Jul-2014 03:52 pm (UTC)
That contrast ...
grandmascorner 23rd-Jul-2014 04:04 pm (UTC)
I gotta give her props for making out with so many people, but not feeling the need to fuck them, what kind self controled pussy game 
grandmascorner 23rd-Jul-2014 04:17 pm (UTC)
Tru! But after she broke up with him and went to australia, she was all: IM GONNA TASH ON WITH SOMEONE TONIGHT THIHI, like she's 14 y/o and it just made me lol, she's so tame compared to the rest of the cast
blowinmoneyfast 23rd-Jul-2014 04:11 pm (UTC)
she must have learned her lesson after ricci haha
xbabieee 23rd-Jul-2014 04:52 pm (UTC)
haha that was me in my second and third year of university. All I wanted was a make out... nothing else
manu19 23rd-Jul-2014 04:04 pm (UTC)
looks like theirs a whole other wig growing out of her extansions. jikes
biggerfun 23rd-Jul-2014 05:02 pm (UTC)
Secret Extensions by Daisy Fuentes™ realness.
text143 23rd-Jul-2014 03:35 pm (UTC)
Holy fuck that diagram, so many lines to connect.
sharknbark 23rd-Jul-2014 03:35 pm (UTC)
I predict seeing at least one cold sore per episode.
zombeats 23rd-Jul-2014 03:38 pm (UTC)
"Who's had who?"

therealcharlie 23rd-Jul-2014 03:38 pm (UTC)
Marnie is so annoying, ugh.
manu19 23rd-Jul-2014 04:03 pm (UTC)
the worst
kenzainfluenza 23rd-Jul-2014 04:48 pm (UTC)
i actually love her
digitalqueen 23rd-Jul-2014 09:50 pm (UTC)
she is
mirandastan 23rd-Jul-2014 03:44 pm (UTC)
Vicky's back????
grandmascorner 23rd-Jul-2014 03:55 pm (UTC)
MtvUK seems to think she's a star, despite her being fucking unlikeble 
leperheart 23rd-Jul-2014 04:02 pm (UTC)
the only hot one is the guy with all the tats #badtastewednesday
grandmascorner 23rd-Jul-2014 05:15 pm (UTC)
Too bad he got david beckham syndrome
manu19 23rd-Jul-2014 04:03 pm (UTC)
have u guys seen how fat Charlotte has gotten? weirdest body shape ever

also lol at Ex on the beach being renewed for season 2
hollis1975 23rd-Jul-2014 04:06 pm (UTC)
those people all look like douchebags
kenzainfluenza 23rd-Jul-2014 04:43 pm (UTC)
glad its back on.
so i watched the episode.
and aaron is kinda cute
i dont get y he and scott are fighting over holly ... i guess its true that guys always want wat they cant have.
marnie is a playa , love her.
i hope she and gaz have a charlotte gaz thing except shell be the gaz in that scenario
up_your_ali 23rd-Jul-2014 05:02 pm (UTC)
iTunes is getting all the seasons of this show next week >:}
___unluckystars 23rd-Jul-2014 05:06 pm (UTC)
this show is my guilty pleasure. watching it when i'm hungover makes me feel 100x better about myself.
jayene25 23rd-Jul-2014 05:28 pm (UTC)
lol, Holly will forever be my favorite. She had such a difficult time during the first season but has blossomed into such a (trashy) star! She looks so much better this season, too! Dead at her fucking nearly everyone in the cast... including the 2 new guys?!?!

kanot 23rd-Jul-2014 08:00 pm (UTC)
This fucking show... they were showing a marathon of like season 2 on MTV and now I'm kinda stuck. Think I might watch it from the beginning
maebytonight1 23rd-Jul-2014 08:17 pm (UTC)
The show is trash heaven. I hated Jersey Shore (season 2 and onwards) but I've watched every season of this trashy show. It can be the same bullshit every episode but for some reason I still love it.
fuckinghostile 23rd-Jul-2014 08:20 pm (UTC)
I fucking love this show...way more entertaining that Jersey Shore ever was. I used to really like Vicky until all the "fame" got to her bloated ego tripping head

stewie_e 23rd-Jul-2014 09:12 pm (UTC)
i'm just wondering when Gary's jack off video will leak. it's out there....somewhere.
prophecypro 23rd-Jul-2014 10:28 pm (UTC)
All the suntan and chaviness in the world
tearsofpearl 24th-Jul-2014 01:40 am (UTC)
Where can I watch this online aside from mtv??? 
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