There are multiple entries listed under the term “basic bitch” on UrbanDictionary.com, but perhaps the most universal definition is “just an extra regular female.”
So it’s no surprise that Lauren Conrad called out Allure Magazine when they threw shade at the reality TV star-turned-fashion designer, classifying her as “Basic” in an article. Allure’s article elaborates: “Made famous by Kreayshawn, and viral by YouTube, the Basic woman is remarkably unremarkable. What’s noteworthy about her style is its very plainness. Except to her. She swears those red soled shoes are cutting-edge.”
Conrad shot back at the magazine on Twitter:
Don’t worry, LC. These are beautiful, loose waves that do not resemble a sausage in the least:
And Allure says that any Basic’s favorite nail color is “Ballet Slippers,” when clearly Conrad’s favorite is Bachelorette Bash:
Who else qualifies as a basic bitch to you?