10:57 pm - 07/15/2014

Kreayshawn Got Catfished By A Fake Diplo

Last night, Kreayshawn announced that she got catfished by a fake Diplo. She took to her depressingly under-furnished office decorated with Dragon Ball Z and Bakugan posters to record a vlog about her experience:

The backstory: Life goes on for Kreayshawn after the flop of her album and gives birth to her son Dominic. She starts living that straight mommy life, giving up lean, and staying in at night. A few nights ago, she goes back into an old GMail account and starts reliving the wild times. Oh look, there's Diplo's dick pic that he sent. She decides she'll hit him up on Twitter DM to remind him of his sexual transgression as a playful goof:

About an hour later she tweets:

Diplo informs Kreayshawn that his dick pic would have a visible tattoo (probably something really cool like a knife or a treble clef). Turns out that the Diplo that she had a meaningful email correspondence was a complete fake.

The impostor started to contact her after her fan videos were chosen to be hosted on the website of Diplo's record label, Mad Decent. Being recognized by the website was already a self-esteem boost for young Kreay, but the personal emails from the accomplished producer were instrumental in her pursuing her dreams. While the fake Diplo would problematically request a "personal sex tape" that she would deny, he would also give her compliments and words of encouragement that she cites as "inspiring her whole career... like, kinda."

Kreay in 2011, telling the real Diplo that she misses his email correspondence to which he does not reply.

Before going to Diplo's shows, she would email the fake Diplo and he expertly diverted any confusion with the brilliant line "don't be surprised if I act brand new because I'm going to be there with my girlfriend." Looking back, Kreay takes it all in stride and seems to have a pretty good sense of humor about it. Although there is a dark moment at the end of the confessional vlog where she begins to ruminate on who the troll might be. "Honestly, I think it was a crazy ex-boyfriend because..." she looks to her laptop screen, breaking eye contact with the camera lens and nervously fixes her bangs. She's deep in thought of the worst in a previous relationship and continues despondently, "What kind of girl... doesn't have one of those?"


Ever been or have Catfished someone, ONTD?
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oakenshield 16th-Jul-2014 03:04 am (UTC)
that's a lot of dbz???
sharktoothdecay 16th-Jul-2014 03:04 am (UTC)
I swear this show is the cheaters of the 2010's
wonder what next decade brings
sharktoothdecay 16th-Jul-2014 03:47 am (UTC)
honestly no idea
noneformethanx 16th-Jul-2014 04:31 am (UTC)
I watch it on regular tv (I don't have cable) check your local listings. It might be on you tube or hulu
disregardless 16th-Jul-2014 05:37 am (UTC)
Last 2 seasons only I think: http://watchseries.lt/serie/Cheaters_(2000)
geraldine_blank 16th-Jul-2014 03:05 am (UTC)
homicidalslayer 16th-Jul-2014 03:06 am (UTC)
Everything about this is embarrassing and uncomfortable.
merenwen17 16th-Jul-2014 03:09 am (UTC)
never been catfished. everyone I met online, then met irl were who they said they were


freemywilly 16th-Jul-2014 03:09 am (UTC)
same, thank god.
judgmental 16th-Jul-2014 03:13 am (UTC)
fwee_prower 16th-Jul-2014 03:15 am (UTC)
even me?
bodyache 16th-Jul-2014 03:17 am (UTC)
piratesswoop 16th-Jul-2014 04:44 am (UTC)
same, thankfully
williammiller 16th-Jul-2014 04:50 am (UTC)
Same here, lol.
ghostsaddle 16th-Jul-2014 05:09 am (UTC)
same, thank you jesus
sorryeden 16th-Jul-2014 07:03 am (UTC)
Yup same here.
loveinchina 16th-Jul-2014 03:09 am (UTC)
Did she have the baby?
riellemayer 16th-Jul-2014 03:17 am (UTC)
yeah like last year in september or something
slut_talk 16th-Jul-2014 03:10 am (UTC)
Diplo has a dick tattoo?
a_perfect_shade 16th-Jul-2014 03:40 am (UTC)
he's the kind of tool that would get a dick tattoo on his dick
iamamerman 16th-Jul-2014 03:10 am (UTC)
yes, i've catfished my mom.

recently the situation ended very badly but that's life sometimes.
merenwen17 16th-Jul-2014 03:17 am (UTC)
wait, are you the one who pretended to be some guy to make your mom happy and she got way too attached?

if so, how did that turn out?
unclecraig 16th-Jul-2014 03:17 am (UTC)
yes omg we need a follow up...
iamamerman 16th-Jul-2014 03:38 am (UTC)
yes that was me.

one day she called me crying because "hank" refused to meet her for the umpteenth time. of course i already knew this because 2 hours prior i sent her an email saying i didn't think it was in our cards at the moment. i felt bad, she was crying and i was harboring this awful secret. well i got through the conversation and then the next day i went to my usual florist to send her flowers (what i usually do when "hank" makes her sad, flowers are one of the things that makes her happy) and i got her usual mix and got them sent to her work 1000x times like i'd done before.

well i guess this time my mother got fed up with the flowers and never wanted to receive flowers again, so she tracked down every florist in town to tell them how her and hank were no more and she never wanted to get flowers again. she finally found the one and some new hire idiot there basically told her who sent the flowers and that it was infact NOT "hank", who she thought called in these flower orders over the phone from denver. when she got the info she called me and told me i was a spawn of satan and never to talk to her again. she's since removed me on facebook and won't answer any calls + texts + emails
agatharuncible 16th-Jul-2014 03:58 am (UTC)
omg what
ms_mmelissa 16th-Jul-2014 03:20 am (UTC)
So did your mom find out you were the one sending her romantic letters?
pine 16th-Jul-2014 03:23 am (UTC)
why would you do that omg
saintvlas22 16th-Jul-2014 03:35 am (UTC)
Was this how you ended it:

"Dear Baby. Welcome to Dumpsville, population: you. P.S. I am gay."
freemywilly 16th-Jul-2014 03:36 am (UTC)
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gnarlsbarkley 16th-Jul-2014 03:50 am (UTC)
you need to get help. what you did to your mom no matter how depressed she was is pretty fucking insane. you just don't interject yourself into people's personal relationships whether you're their daughter or the neighbor or whoever the fuck it is.
crashh_world 16th-Jul-2014 04:27 am (UTC)
People on this site are so fuckn weird sometimes
luna_incognita 16th-Jul-2014 02:12 pm (UTC)
It's certainly out there but I'm not hating. If this is true, I do feel sorry for your mum but at some point, she has to realise that you were just trying to help her. There was a catfish episode like this where the girl was being catfished by her best friend who was just trying to help her get out of a really bad depressive episode by pretending to be a romantic interest. She even roped her cousin into it to play the guy on the phone. It was fucked, but eventually the original girl forgave her. It's not THAT strange or that evil. You had good intentions. And it's easy to get sucked in and enable.
screw_jack 16th-Jul-2014 05:41 pm (UTC)
lol gurl u wrong for that
moustacherider 16th-Jul-2014 03:12 am (UTC)
in terms of the show Catfish, I don't understand how people in this day and age can get catfished when the number 1 red flag is that they won't skype video chat
saybonjour 16th-Jul-2014 03:17 am (UTC)
lmao and like 4 or 5 of their dumb asses this season used the excuse "i want to let go of my trust issues so i didn't force them to skype!" ....and then they got catfished.
gypsy_leerose 16th-Jul-2014 03:17 am (UTC)
ikr we are so technologically advanced
zizy 16th-Jul-2014 03:17 am (UTC)
And it's so easy to do a reverse image search on Google lol ...the types of people who still fall for that shit are technologically illiterate and probably type with their index fingers.
a_perfect_shade 16th-Jul-2014 03:48 am (UTC)
lol mte
skunk 16th-Jul-2014 10:44 am (UTC)
i noticed that a lot of the people this season though did do an image search themselves, and the pics didnt come up with anything. so they're learning.. albeit slowly, rofl.
zyuranger 16th-Jul-2014 03:20 am (UTC)
I guess some people are incredibly naive or desperate... or that's what the show's trying to sell.

I mean, you can Google search an image with a simple right-click in Chrome.
judgmental 16th-Jul-2014 03:24 am (UTC)
I just blew someone's mind when I told them about reverse image search

so yeah... for us, "internet people" it's easy to look shit up but for the regular peasant it's just too complex I guess
sporkitout 16th-Jul-2014 05:10 am (UTC)
yeah but then there's that one scene guy who turned out to be legit, just didnt have skype capabilities
kiwibutter 16th-Jul-2014 03:14 am (UTC)
I'm a broke ass student and my apartment looks like a palace compared to that mess. So much secondhand embarrassment
judgmental 16th-Jul-2014 03:18 am (UTC)
well it's not like she has more cash than the average college student given the state of her "career"
saintvlas22 16th-Jul-2014 03:47 am (UTC)
Like, that iron to the right of her is NAGL
agatharuncible 16th-Jul-2014 04:20 am (UTC)
idk what she does in that office but if she uses it to keep clothes she wears to shows or something, she may have it there because of that. idgaf about her but the iron doesn't look so out of place given how important clothes probably are for her work.
workbitch 16th-Jul-2014 03:15 am (UTC)
When they asked for a sex tape... Screams fake. SMFH
hannamez8 16th-Jul-2014 03:15 am (UTC)
lol don't be surprised if I act brand new hahaha
coffyaddyciggy 16th-Jul-2014 03:15 am (UTC)
Well it's not hard to believe Diplo would do something like that. That slimey sleaze loves to implant himself in the careers of young women when they start (Azealia, Rye Rye, MIA, Iggy), just so he can take credit for everything they do.
_inlikeflynn 16th-Jul-2014 03:28 am (UTC)
omg i love rye rye. what did he do to her?
agatharuncible 16th-Jul-2014 04:20 am (UTC)
cleopatrick93 16th-Jul-2014 03:15 am (UTC)
yikes @ that section 8 apartment in the background
litenbritemanay 16th-Jul-2014 03:38 am (UTC)
fauxparadiso 16th-Jul-2014 06:39 am (UTC)
lol nooo
agentnever 16th-Jul-2014 03:16 am (UTC)
I've only met one person IRL that I've met online because he lives a few hours up North. He was who he was online. *boring*
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