8:04 pm - 07/10/2014

Farrah Abraham Has a New Frozen Yogurt Website, Someone Hacked It With Her Porn

Teen mom, Farrah Abraham is making the logical next step after her porn career; she’s going from getting yogurt sprayed on her face to serving it to the general public, by opening up a frozen yogurt chain called Froco. She recently announced this new venture in a video that went wayyyyy less than viral. Today, her Froco website has apparently been hacked, with the homepage now featuring a gif of her getting fucked in the shitter…hard.

Given the fact that practically no one cared that she was opening a frozen yogurt business, I’m beginning to wonder if the site was really hacked or if Abraham is an evil viral marketing genius. I really hope it’s the latter.

Here’s what the homepage for Froco Fresh Frozen looked like at the time of publishing:

And then below the lyrics was this video:

And this is Froco’s “About” page:

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Everything has been taken off the site since then but it looks like they didn't back anything up since it's mostly gibberish text templates and just in general a really awful website.
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witchpop 11th-Jul-2014 01:06 am (UTC)
saccrilegious 11th-Jul-2014 01:06 am (UTC)
I'm curious to know how much she is worth
vehiclesshockme 11th-Jul-2014 01:08 am (UTC)
She might be a liar and a shitty person but she's probably making a decent amount of money.
mikilove13 11th-Jul-2014 01:10 am (UTC)
I read somewhere that she was worth over 1 million.
sunsettwist 11th-Jul-2014 01:11 am (UTC)
$1 million
alethaweapon 11th-Jul-2014 01:41 am (UTC)
IShe's worth at least 3 abortions.
veggiesub_86 11th-Jul-2014 01:08 am (UTC)
flyfingers7 11th-Jul-2014 01:08 am (UTC)

moustacherider 11th-Jul-2014 01:09 am (UTC)
should have deleted those terrible designs instead tbh
mizzchia01 11th-Jul-2014 01:09 am (UTC)
I know Farrah sucks and all and set herself up for this but I kind of feel bad for her. It must suck to not be able to a single move without some random douches on the internet trolling the fuck out of you just for the fun of it. I mean really that applies to just about any celebrity, but specifically in this case it's just so petty
vehiclesshockme 11th-Jul-2014 01:11 am (UTC)
I don't care for her as a person but I don't think she really did anything to warrant the site to be hacked like this.
disco_friends 11th-Jul-2014 01:26 am (UTC)
fakevoices 11th-Jul-2014 01:27 am (UTC)
you enjoy making fun of her though :P

i'm just doing my own thang tbh
raunchyb 11th-Jul-2014 05:09 am (UTC)
ectypes 11th-Jul-2014 12:12 pm (UTC)
ita this was really lame
sandstorm 11th-Jul-2014 01:10 am (UTC)
They should have hacked that website and gave it a better design tbh.
vehiclesshockme 11th-Jul-2014 01:12 am (UTC)
Right? It's so fucking bad.
sugarcrawler 11th-Jul-2014 01:25 am (UTC)
magwildwood 11th-Jul-2014 01:31 am (UTC)
It is awful
misscrystal 11th-Jul-2014 05:46 am (UTC)
LOL it's Wordpress starter theme from 2011 I think. Basically the theme that came with the install 3 years ago. IDKY it's funny to me that she couldn't even use this year's.

Edited at 2014-07-11 05:49 am (UTC)
forgethissmile 11th-Jul-2014 02:21 pm (UTC)
Seriously. What in the default Wordpress realness is this.

And who needs *that* many menu items? It's like Overly-Attached Girlfriend became a website. "And you can click this, and you can click this, and this, and this -- don't forget this! Love me already O_O."
marinade 11th-Jul-2014 01:11 am (UTC)
weatherstaff 11th-Jul-2014 01:12 am (UTC)
Damn, they couldn't just let her live tho?
mana_runigha 11th-Jul-2014 01:12 am (UTC)
zyuranger 11th-Jul-2014 01:13 am (UTC)
She needs to hire a new website designer because that looks like something made in FrontPage.
morgan90 11th-Jul-2014 01:19 am (UTC)
The secret of web design is that 90% of clients don't care so long as the website works

I've seen people charge ~$2000 for what was functionally a premade Wordpress template
nuclearsex 11th-Jul-2014 01:17 am (UTC)
frozen yogurt? lmfaooooo
morgan90 11th-Jul-2014 01:17 am (UTC)
I still don't know what "FroCo" is. Is it a frozen yogurt shop? A restaurant that serves frozen food?
vehiclesshockme 11th-Jul-2014 01:19 am (UTC)
You mean the website wasn't informative enough?

morgan90 11th-Jul-2014 01:20 am (UTC)
Even the previous description where she constantly referred to herself as "the founder" in a cult-like way made no damn sense
devourlove 11th-Jul-2014 01:50 am (UTC)
lol oop
gillette 11th-Jul-2014 01:52 am (UTC)
lmao messssssssssss
swissbeauty23 11th-Jul-2014 03:04 am (UTC)
shanniesaysyo 11th-Jul-2014 04:02 am (UTC)
this is better then the original "history" about "the founder" and all of the greek yogurt she's spreading on lunch meat.
zeldazonked 11th-Jul-2014 01:29 am (UTC)
It's a fro-yo shop + a "fresh frozen food" store -- I'm guessing she re-heats food that she's crammed yogurt into somewhere.

They also offer parties and classes!

The Classes by Coba are not just sooo fun; there also about the cultures we each eat in our yogurt! Coba takes you on a Froco tour behind the scenes to investigate all the health facts and do some foodie taste tests to learn more about the differences between our every day yogurt types we see at the grocery store and in froco.

Basically, I don't really think it's anything. I'm guessing it only exists as a jumbled idea on paper.
cleopatrick93 11th-Jul-2014 01:17 am (UTC)
I still can't believe how loose her bhole was in the video
bas_saarebas 11th-Jul-2014 01:21 am (UTC)
kiss_my_undies 11th-Jul-2014 03:28 am (UTC)
I cackled.
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