ONTD ORIGINAL: The alternative hot [association] football players list


(grande_latte, ha impact)


Did YOUR fave make it?





Brazil - Hulk


Mexico - Héctor Moreno


Croatia - Dejan Lovren
also known as "the one whose ass we saw in the paparazzi pics"


Cameroon - Aurélien Chedjou





Netherlands - Memphis Depay


Chile - Mauricio Pinilla
looks better dressed, trust me


Australia - Tommy Oar
runner up, Matthew Leckie


Spain - Xabi Alonso
licky licky yum yum, what a great guy





Colombia - Teófilo Gutiérrez


Côte d'Ivoire - Yaya Touré


Japan - Keisuke Honda
wtf at all the shirtless pictures of him being LJ icon sized


Greece - Orestis Karnezis





Costa Rica - Dave Myrie


Italy - Leonardo Bonucci
because Claudio Marchisio looks like my brother and i'm not going to do that to myself


Uruguay - Luis Suárez
because cannibalism is sexy


England - Glen Johnson
the fact rooney wasn't picked is outrageous





France - Olivier Giroud
married, but available



Ecuador - Antonio Valencia
one of the players who had really sexy tight shirts


Switzerland - Ricardo Rodríguez
despite what this pic says, he has some very pretty lips


Honduras - Maynor Figueroa





Argentina - Ezequiel Lavezzi
adonis


Nigeria - Vincent Enyeama


Iran - Alireza Haghighi


Bosnia & Hertzegovina - Miralem Pjanić





Germany - King Mario Götze
please don't be crude and mention any bulge pics


United States - NO WORTHY CANDIDATES. Delegated to Carlos Bocanegra


Ghana - Kevin Prince Boateng


Portugal - Cristiano Ronaldo
the only portuguese player in the fifa world cup 2014





Belgium - Nacer Chadli


Korea - Jung Sung-Ryong


Russia - Yuri Lodygin


Algeria - Essaïd Belkalem



This post is dedicated to the good reasontorhyme who requested it, and all the users who have made the live viewing posts hilarious. XO

Source: ONTD posts by grande_latte

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