Who should be Katypatra's Antony?

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Katy Perry‘s Prismatic World Tour doesn’t kick off again until Sunday. Whatever will we do in the meantime? How about wildly speculating about her romantic life and weighing in with unsolicited advice? Don’t mind if we do…

So, since Katy Perry and John Mayer apparently ended their on-again, off-again relationship (again), there are have been a lot of rumors flying around with regard to who the “Roar” singer is dating — and the candidates are rather diverse.

Thomas "Diplo" Pentz?

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Perry was also apparently linked to DJ/Producer Diplo for a brief spell. Diplo’s mom even weighed in on the relationship (But did anyone ask Ja???) to Radar Online, saying, “I don’t think it’s a big deal right now. I don’t think they’ll be wedding bells yet. They’re both doing their own things right now and on opposite coasts. He hasn’t discussed it with me, but he did with his dad. He said ‘we’re just hanging out. We’re just friends right now.’ He doesn’t seem to be making a big deal about it. I wondered if it was a publicity stunt. It did occur to me. They both do like the cameras.”

(Suddenly the Koons is) You?
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Perry maybe-joked that she’s “really deep on Tinder” these days. We’re not sure why she would subject herself to that cesspool of junk pics and snaps of dudes reclining on drugged-up tigers when she could find her perfect match via facial recognition or whatever, but we do appreciate the egalitarian spirit.

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ONTD, is Katy doomed to become like Heather Locklear and Pamela Anderson?