"He gets it!"
– Rihanna, who posted a fashion faceoff of her revealing CFDA Fashion Awards look against Family Guy patriarch Peter Griffin, on Twitter
"I looked down and the nutter was trying to bury his face in my crotch, so I cracked him twice in the back of the head."
– Brad Pitt, on red carpet crasher Vitalii Sediuk, to PEOPLE
"I almost killed Tom Cruise."
– Emily Blunt, who failed to brake in time during a high-speed stunt scene with her Edge of Tomorrow costar, on Conan
"Is it because we both have short hair and a vagina?"
– Shailene Woodley, questioning why she is constantly compared to fellow actress Jennifer Lawrence, to New York magazine
[Spoiler (click to open)]"Ouch."
– Pedro Pascal, whose Game of Thrones character met a violent and gruesome death, on Twitter
"I can finally say it out loud and proud: I'm going to a galaxy far far away!"
– Lupita Nyong'o, breaking the news that she's been cast in the upcoming Star Wars: Episode VII film, on Instagram
– Mariah Carey, on navigating the New York City subway system in her glam commuter gear, on Instagram
"RIP Ann B Davis. I hope you and Sam the butcher are enjoying a filet mignon in the great beyond."
– Orlando Jones, paying tribute to the late The Brady Bunch star (and her onscreen beau), on Twitter
"In truth, what I do during the show is change into a variety of fancy outfits and read a teleprompter, so it's not the hardest job in America."
– Kristen Bell, joking about hosting the CMT Music Awards, to reporters
"I know I have a decision to make."
– Hillary Clinton, pondering another run for the White House, to PEOPLE
Which celeb has THE BEST quote this week?
RiRi's chichis and nutsack chinface
He tried to grab Brad's ball Pitt 'o Fun
Emily bluntly cruises Cruise into a tree while the crews watch
Your daily reminder to go get some Vitamin D!
VOTE FOR PEDRO
Is Lupita worthy of a lightsaber?
Like Sam the butcher bringing Alice the meat
...'it's the second most difficult job... just ask kendall jenner!'
POTUS Pantsuit 2016!
HAPPY FRIDAY, ONTD! :-) xoxo