People's Top Ten Celeb Quotes of the Week!

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"If I'm in a bathing suit I should pose proudly"

– Jessica Simpson, showing off her superfit physique, on Instagram

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"I'm a hustler not a Damn ball player. LMAO"

– 50 Cent, whose first pitch before a New York Mets game was a little off target, on Twitter

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"It was nice to be single and now it's nice to be not single."

– Charlize Theron, on her unplanned romance with Sean Penn, to Esquire U.K.

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"What @instagram won't let you see #FreeTheNipple"

– Scout Willis, who went topless on the streets of N.Y.C. to protest the social media site's nudity policy, on Twitter

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"I'm devastated I'm unable to perform this week. Ursula took my mermaid voice."

– Lady Gaga, who postponed two stops on her artRAVE: The Artpop Ball tour due to bronchitis, on Twitter

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"A few jaded press corps will claim I ran out of money or just want to kiss John Corbett again. One of these things is true."

– Nia Vardalos, confirming she's working on a sequel to the 2002 flick My Big Fat Greek Wedding, on Twitter

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"The start of a beautiful friendship."

– Bruce Willis's wife Emma Heming-Willis, sharing a sweet photo of newborn daughter Evelyn cuddling with big sister Mabel, 2, on Instagram

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"I myself am more surprised than anyone that I was able to hold down a job for seven years, and it was a fantastic seven years."

– Chelsea Handler, who will end her late night run on E! in August, in a statement

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"That's the best time I ever had as an actor. And the only reason to go into acting is if you can kill a giant monster."

– Carrie Fisher, citing the scene where her character Princess Leia kills Jabba the Hutt as her fondest memory while filming Star Wars: Episode VI – Return of the Jedi, at the Hay Festival of Literature and the Arts, according to The Hollywood Reporter

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"I loved her and I know she loved me. I will profoundly miss her. She will always be the rainbow in my clouds."

– Oprah Winfrey, in a moving tribute to the late author and activist Maya Angelou, on Instagram

Which celeb has THE BEST quote this week?

PGA Champion Simpson
50 Cent can't throw 50 feet
Apple Bong Queen
Areola Activist Willis
Lady Ahh ahh ahh. Ahh ahh ahh. Ahh ahh ahh ahh ahh ahh ah ah ahh
If Nia has one movie and John has nine, how soon will they make a sequel?
Bruce and his more of his breeding featured this week
E! network can't handle her
Princess Leia takin' care of business
RIP Maya Angelou <3


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