5:59 pm - 05/28/2014

Place Your Bets! Analysts Predict How Long Kimye's Marriage Will Last

They’ve only been married three days, but already USA Today’s odds-maker Danny Sheridan is revealing his odds on how long their marriage will last.

According to New York Post’s Page 6, Sheridan – who is considered the best sports analyst and handicapper in the world today – makes the over/under at one year and one day.

“While we all wish the happy couple the best, I’m taking the ‘under’ for my lungs,” Sheridan said.
He’s giving the ‘Kimye’ marriage until May 24, 2015 and he’s willing to bet the farm they will be separated before then.

Sheridan also adds that if the couple does pop out another little one before they separate, the odds are they will name the baby ‘South.’

how long do you think kimye will last for? when the sun rises in the west and sets in the east, when the seas go dry and mountains blow in the wind like leaves imo
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lestat 28th-May-2014 05:20 pm (UTC)
pigeon_poop 28th-May-2014 05:26 pm (UTC)

krissy4now 28th-May-2014 06:11 pm (UTC)
tx5mym5 28th-May-2014 07:01 pm (UTC)
sodahands 28th-May-2014 05:35 pm (UTC)
theotherqueen 28th-May-2014 05:20 pm (UTC)
I'd prefer East West to South West.
cordyceps 28th-May-2014 05:21 pm (UTC)
A Little to the Left West.
shipoffools22 28th-May-2014 05:22 pm (UTC)
westerly west
iprevail 28th-May-2014 05:26 pm (UTC)
South-by-South West
pigeon_poop 28th-May-2014 05:29 pm (UTC)
to the west, to the west
mandramoddle 28th-May-2014 05:53 pm (UTC)
odd_fish_stick 28th-May-2014 05:59 pm (UTC)
Someone said Wild West in the other post and I kinda dig it
maryastor 28th-May-2014 06:04 pm (UTC)
easton, tbh
insidemyknee 28th-May-2014 06:29 pm (UTC)
liddlebins 28th-May-2014 06:33 pm (UTC)
the wicked witch of the west
cuzilubb 28th-May-2014 05:21 pm (UTC)
Not cool! Imagine if someone did that when you married your mess of a bf/gf?
alfendi 28th-May-2014 05:22 pm (UTC)
Isn't that what all guests do at the reception anyway?
funhouse 28th-May-2014 05:33 pm (UTC)
lmao yep
fenchurchly 28th-May-2014 05:39 pm (UTC)
mandramoddle 28th-May-2014 05:53 pm (UTC)
emtqueen85 28th-May-2014 07:32 pm (UTC)
That and taking bets on the pregnancy announcement.
backtoblack 28th-May-2014 05:23 pm (UTC)
I met a guy on a flight who wanted to create a website where friends and family pooled money to bet on how long marriages lasted and the couple would get annual gifts for making it each year, but if they divorced the left over funds would go to the person who guessed most accurately. I told him it was a disgusting concept and more importantly any attorney who is friends with the couple would likely have an unfair advantage anyway.
ljubavirakija 28th-May-2014 05:24 pm (UTC)
That's pretty much a token thing, esp when you don't like either
liddlebins 28th-May-2014 06:34 pm (UTC)
well she has been married three times. idk, it seems kind of natural to be like "well that won't last long"
thespockingdead 28th-May-2014 09:50 pm (UTC)
I already do this. And in high school, I ran a betting pool with 15 people, and we had a list of couples that we'd place bets on. Might as well enjoy those trainwrecks.
shipoffools22 28th-May-2014 05:21 pm (UTC)
fenchurchly 28th-May-2014 05:40 pm (UTC)
mandramoddle 28th-May-2014 05:55 pm (UTC)
minks 28th-May-2014 06:42 pm (UTC)
lord stick always serving tea
regardez 28th-May-2014 11:52 pm (UTC)
haha he is kinda my fave
muzicnem 29th-May-2014 07:47 am (UTC)
Lol I love him.
minks 28th-May-2014 06:41 pm (UTC)
man she looks like a drag queen here...also not cool on betting how long they will last, not that I am for them or anything, its just rude to do to anyone
chocobeans 28th-May-2014 05:21 pm (UTC)
5 years before Kanye blows up at her and the Klan for having cameras around North, future kids and himself.
nalaa1906 28th-May-2014 05:22 pm (UTC)

LOL jk
fenchurchly 28th-May-2014 05:41 pm (UTC)
nalaa1906 28th-May-2014 05:45 pm (UTC)
petecarl 28th-May-2014 05:49 pm (UTC)
Gawd, Kim's so gorgeous in this gif.
emofordino 28th-May-2014 06:15 pm (UTC)
ugh, i wish she would have stopped the plastic surgery/fillers at this point. her face was so gorgeous :(
niyakarma 28th-May-2014 05:22 pm (UTC)
8 yrs
mots_inutiles 28th-May-2014 09:40 pm (UTC)
I think they're going to separate before then but divorce in 8.
alfendi 28th-May-2014 05:22 pm (UTC)
Around 3 years.
ragged_edges 28th-May-2014 05:23 pm (UTC)
I think they will last only because Kayne will do anything to keep Kim happy - evidenced by the giant wedding.
unclecraig 28th-May-2014 05:28 pm (UTC)
You don't think the wedding was as much for Kanye as it was for Kim? 
geistbuster 28th-May-2014 05:36 pm (UTC)
that's the thing though, they both love the same thing: attention & kanye :P
magwildwood 28th-May-2014 05:44 pm (UTC)
Once she falls off his pedestal, which is inevitable, it'll be messy
evett 28th-May-2014 05:52 pm (UTC)
kim is a prize to him. he said he wanted her before he even knew her (creepy) so now that he has her the shine will start to wear off his trophy as time goes on.

that wedding was about kanye. I'd bet all the money in the world he had the final say on everything including the design for kim's dress.
crashh_world 28th-May-2014 06:05 pm (UTC)
Seemed more about him to me
thebloomroom 28th-May-2014 06:12 pm (UTC)
the wedding was for him, she already had 2.
mikasaackerman 28th-May-2014 05:23 pm (UTC)
i sincerely wish them the best and hope that their love will last forever :)
mrsvixen 28th-May-2014 05:48 pm (UTC)
me too, bb.
foureyedgirl 28th-May-2014 05:25 pm (UTC)
2.25 years
callmemaybeplz 28th-May-2014 05:25 pm (UTC)
They'll last for six years and then divorce then realize they're perfect for each other and get back together for 25 years.
dropthecrates 28th-May-2014 05:51 pm (UTC)
this would be kind of cute idk
apart from the messy divorce lol
miss_almost 28th-May-2014 06:42 pm (UTC)
i like this idea but i want the messy divorce. i need some kind of tell-all and her last husband didnt deliver. kanye wont hold anything back.
liddlebins 28th-May-2014 06:41 pm (UTC)
this tbh <3
true love isn't without its conflict!!!
minks 28th-May-2014 06:44 pm (UTC)
happened to me except it wasnt 25 yrs
therearewords 28th-May-2014 07:21 pm (UTC)
I can see this.
withoutyoursmil 28th-May-2014 05:25 pm (UTC)
wallyace 28th-May-2014 05:25 pm (UTC)
2 years.
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