It seems like someone up there in the pop culture sky put a bunch of celebrity names in a hat and drew two of them out to get in a fight with each other, because I can’t think of any other reason why Rihanna and Charlie Sheen would be in a feud right now.
It all started earlier today, when Charlie put up one of his bizarre haiku-cum-Twitter-rants, explaining that he and his current girlfriend Brett Rossi were out to dinner the night before, to celebrate her birthday, when they realized Rihanna was at the same restaurant. Apparently they sent over a request to be introduced to her, but she declined the meeting, as she felt there were too many paparazzi outside.
Now the actor has taken to Twitter.com to blast the 26-year-old, stating: "Nice impression you left behind, Bday (birthday) or not. Sorry we're not KOOL (sic) enough to warrant a blessing from the Princess. (or in this case the Village idiot)..."
He continues, "See ya (sic) on the way down, (we always do) and actually, it was a pleasure NOT meeting you. clearly we have NOTHING in common when it comes to respect for those who've gone before you. I'm guessing you needed those precious 84 seconds to situate that bad wig before you left the restaurant."
Rihanna responded to Sheen’s rant on her Twitter account, writing:
Goooorrrrrrlllllll......— Rihanna (@rihanna) May 22, 2014
If that old queen don't get ha diapers out of a bunch...— Rihanna (@rihanna) May 22, 2014
@itsallDonn dat nigga recognized me in a wig bruh!!! Haa— Rihanna (@rihanna) May 22, 2014
Sheen then stepped the name-calling up a notch by issuing a statement to celebrity website TMZ – in poem format – making fun of her name, her English, and suggesting she spend time in “the dungeon in my Castle.”
“Dear Ms. Rihan-
oh wait, no last name,
Okay, Dear R -
clearly English is NOT
your primary language.
Firstly I want to thank you for recognizing me as Royalty. I’m flattered.
do the good Queen a favor and go tend to the dungeon in my Castle.
But beware of the
rats and the snakes.
They stir with folly
awaiting your tepid advance,
in the shadows…”