People's Top Ten Celeb Quotes of the Week!

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"You have to 'gram that, okay?"

– Jimmy Fallon, snapping a group selfie – in drag! – with Seth Rogen and Zac Efron, on The Tonight Show

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"Point me to 50 people online who think I'm super sexy. I'll point you to 50 more who say he's old and looks like my dad."

– Jon Hamm, on his sex symbol status, to PEOPLE

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"It's something I always tell myself: 'You need to calm the f–– down. You don't want to constantly be a GIF.'"

– Jennifer Lawrence, on her Tumblr-worthy red-carpet antics, to Marie Claire

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"I never thought I'd have children, I never thought I'd be in love, I never thought I'd meet the right person."

– Angelina Jolie, on her "fairy-tale" life, to Elle

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"That's Adam? I thought Meg Ryan was sitting in with us tonight for a second there."

– Blake Shelton, poking fun at Adam Levine's new hair color, on The Voice

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"It's time to burn the beret and bury the blue dress."

– Monica Lewinsky, speaking out for the first time in 10 years about her affair with Bill Clinton, to Vanity Fair

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"Why am I in a curse-off with the Flying Nun? How does this happen?"

– Julia Roberts, on facing off against Sally Field in a bleep-filled battle, on Jimmy Kimmel Live!

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"That moment when your cat casually walks up, then abruptly ATTACKS your custom satin Oscar de la Renta gown during your fitting for Met Ball."

– Taylor Swift, on her meowing muse, Meredith, almost creating a wardrobe malfunction before the Met Gala, on Twitter

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"Have you heard of Metamucil?"

– David Letterman, questioning Shailene Woodley about her inclusion of clay in her diet, on his late-night talk show

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"My great hope for us as young women is to start being kinder to ourselves so that we can be kinder to each other."

– Emma Stone, addressing body image and confidence, to

Which celeb had THE BEST quote this week?

Wham bam 'gram it Ma'am
Jon and his penis-free pants
There's a glitch in society if you think of your life in gif form
Next tabloid cover: Angie hates having kids, being in love, tied down to one man
I'll have what she's having
Don't trust the Linda Tripp in your life! NO TRIPP NO TRUST
Sh-t, p-ss, f-ck, c-nt, c-ck-s-ck-r, M-th-r-f-ck-r, t-ts, f-rt, t-rd, and tw-t
Taylor's pussy problems
Letterman and man supporter
Honorary ontd'r Emma


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