"You have to 'gram that, okay?"
– Jimmy Fallon, snapping a group selfie – in drag! – with Seth Rogen and Zac Efron, on The Tonight Show
"Point me to 50 people online who think I'm super sexy. I'll point you to 50 more who say he's old and looks like my dad."
– Jon Hamm, on his sex symbol status, to PEOPLE
"It's something I always tell myself: 'You need to calm the f–– down. You don't want to constantly be a GIF.'"
– Jennifer Lawrence, on her Tumblr-worthy red-carpet antics, to Marie Claire
"I never thought I'd have children, I never thought I'd be in love, I never thought I'd meet the right person."
– Angelina Jolie, on her "fairy-tale" life, to Elle
"That's Adam? I thought Meg Ryan was sitting in with us tonight for a second there."
– Blake Shelton, poking fun at Adam Levine's new hair color, on The Voice
"It's time to burn the beret and bury the blue dress."
– Monica Lewinsky, speaking out for the first time in 10 years about her affair with Bill Clinton, to Vanity Fair
"Why am I in a curse-off with the Flying Nun? How does this happen?"
– Julia Roberts, on facing off against Sally Field in a bleep-filled battle, on Jimmy Kimmel Live!
"That moment when your cat casually walks up, then abruptly ATTACKS your custom satin Oscar de la Renta gown during your fitting for Met Ball."
– Taylor Swift, on her meowing muse, Meredith, almost creating a wardrobe malfunction before the Met Gala, on Twitter
"Have you heard of Metamucil?"
– David Letterman, questioning Shailene Woodley about her inclusion of clay in her diet, on his late-night talk show
"My great hope for us as young women is to start being kinder to ourselves so that we can be kinder to each other."
– Emma Stone, addressing body image and confidence, to Seventeen.com
Which celeb had THE BEST quote this week?
Wham bam 'gram it Ma'am
Jon and his penis-free pants
There's a glitch in society if you think of your life in gif form
Next tabloid cover: Angie hates having kids, being in love, tied down to one man
I'll have what she's having
Don't trust the Linda Tripp in your life! NO TRIPP NO TRUST
Sh-t, p-ss, f-ck, c-nt, c-ck-s-ck-r, M-th-r-f-ck-r, t-ts, f-rt, t-rd, and tw-t
Taylor's pussy problems
Letterman and man supporter
Honorary ontd'r Emma
HAPPY FRIDAY, ONTD! :-) xoxo