People's Top Ten Celeb Quotes of the Week!

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".@Beyonce and Jay Z announced their summer tour schedule. I don't think I'm ready for this jelly."

– Ellen DeGeneres, riffing off Destiny's Child anthem "Bootylicious" in response to the couple's upcoming joint summer tour, on Twitter














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"The best one that's ever been done on the show ever."

– Jimmy Fallon, on Emma Stone's epic lip-synch performance to DJ Khaled's "All I Do Is Win," on The Tonight Show













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"I'm looking at your teeth and I'm going, 'That's my brother!'"

– Michael Strahan to Keith Urban after watching a throwback clip of the gap-toothed teenage singer belting out Air Supply's "All Out of Love" for an Australian talent competition, on Live! with Kelly and Michael















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"I thought it was about time!"

– Martha Stewart, on friend George Clooney's engagement to Amal Alamuddin, to PEOPLE

















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"Pose like Mommy!"

– Nick Cannon, sharing an adorable snapshot of 3-year-old daughter Monroe channeling mom Mariah Carey, on Instagram















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"Think I'm kidding? Try calling it!! B––!!!"

– Blake Shelton, who upped the ante on his The Voice sparring partner Adam Levine when he posted the Sexiest Man Alive's cell phone number, on Twitter
















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"CBS and I are not getting divorced. We are 'consciously uncoupling.'"

– Craig Ferguson, who announced he's leaving his late-night talk show at the end of the year, on The Late Late Show
















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"We were on our way to Thailand to see my parents, flying commercial first-class. We were under a blanket. We weren't even in one of those pod things. I feel like we should get a trophy for that."

– Chrissy Teigen, on joining the mile-high club with husband John Legend, to Cosmopolitan














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"The first time I met him I assumed he'd be a little f––er, but that was eight years ago."

– Seth Rogen, who admitted he didn't expect to like Neighbors costar Zac Efron, to PEOPLE














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"As far back as i can remember, i always wanted to be a mean girl..."

– Lindsay Lohan, celebrating the 10th anniversary of Mean Girls, on Twitter









Which celeb had THE BEST quote this week?

Ellen's not DisinGenuous
3(4.1%)
DON'T BE TOO PROUD EMMA, Jimmy says this every week
8(10.8%)
Two Teeth Twins
3(4.1%)
Martha's sucking up to get exclusive Weddings photoshoot
0(0.0%)
Monroe <3 Mommy
10(13.5%)
Be sure to call Adam from a Payphone
2(2.7%)
Craigy Foop
37(50.0%)
Chrissy Teigen desperate for attention
0(0.0%)
Zeth Rofron will be their married name
7(9.5%)
lilo trying to make her relevancy happen
4(5.4%)






Source:

http://www.people.com/people/gallery/0,,20812697,00.html


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