"BED SELFIE WITH KEEGAN ALLEN!!!!! TIME TO GO NUTS!!!!"
– James Franco, posting a shirtless snapshot with the Pretty Little Liars star, on Instagram
"I wish PEOPLE had asked John Travolta to announce Lupita Nyong'o as the winner. He did such a nice job at the Oscars."
– Jimmy Kimmel, on this year's Most Beautiful cover reveal, during his late-night talk show
"Ladies and gentlemen, Otis Alexander Sudeikis has LEFT the building! (I'm the building)"
– Olivia Wilde, introducing her new son with fiancé Jason Sudeikis, on Twitter
"That bland basic b––h"
– Emma Stone, on how she refers to herself after discovering what she's called on the Internet, to Vogue
"I can look at a picture of Gisele Bündchen all day long and say, 'I'll never have legs that long or lips that big.' You have to honor who you are."
– Kate Hudson, on her insecurities and self-acceptance, to Self magazine
"Who's Neil? I'm not Neil ... I'm doing something up here, motherf–––."
– Neil Patrick Harris, responding in-character when a theatergoer called out "I love you, Neil," during a preview performance of Hedwig and the Angry Inch
"I'm on the 'a lot' side of the scale."
– Jenna Dewan Tatum, when asked how often she's naked, to Allure magazine
"Every boob is like a snowflake, Dave. We're all unique in our own way."
– Stephen Colbert, who will succeed late-night king David Letterman as host of the Late Show, on Tuesday's episode
"There's like a Cirque du Soleil performance [in there]. It's like alien stuff."
– Mom-to-be Ginnifer Goodwin, on her very active unborn baby, on Jimmy Kimmel Live!
"I feel most beautiful when I am content. Happiness is the most important thing."
– Lupita Nyong'o, who was named PEOPLE's Most Beautiful star of 2014, in this week's issue
Which celeb has THE BEST quote this week?
James in a sheet sandwich with Keegan
Joey Keezy, Louisa Nicheems, and Jan Thozomas
Welcome to the world, Otis!
Emma totes reads ontd, amirite?
Neil and the angry jock itch
Jenna DeYam Potatum
~sPeCiAl BOOB SnOwFlAkE~
Babies hit your bladder like a bass drum trampoline
People's Pretty Lupita
HAPPY FRIDAY, ONTD! :-) xoxoxo gift of an icon for you in this post