People's Top Ten Celeb Quotes of the Week!

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"The only thing I love on par with sloths is Brad Pitt."

– Dax Shepard, comparing his admiration for the actor to wife Kristen Bell's obsession with sloths, on The Ellen DeGeneres Show

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"I've always been known for my boobs, but it pisses me off, because I do also have a great a––!"

– Sofia Vergara, on her best assets, to Women's Health magazine

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"A super-sized personality deserves a super-sized cup of joe."

– Lara Spencer, welcoming Michael Strahan to the Good Morning America family, on his debut episode

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"It was warm, soft, tender, like a chicken's thigh."

– Rita Ora, describing Zac Efron's physique after ripping off his shirt at the MTV Movie Awards, in a backstage interview

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"Alien chic meets mental patient that's just had electroshock therapy."

– Kelly Osbourne, on the inspiration behind her latest hairstyle, to PEOPLE

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"I can't do the Twitter thing either. Maybe there is something wrong with me. Maybe I need to be better at saying: 'Check me the f–– out, motherf––ers.'"

– Andrew Garfield, on his inability to self-promote, to The Guardian

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"Obviously it's something different and new – I'm not dodging snot rockets from big linemen this time around!"

– Erin Andrews, on how her Dancing with the Stars hosting gig differs from sports reporting, to PEOPLE

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"Why am I crying on Oprah?"

– Pharrell Williams, who broke down in tears after watching a clip of fans around the world dancing to his hit song "Happy," on Oprah Prime

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"What's a more trailblazing experience than a gorgeous man becoming a movie star?"

– Jonah Hill, presenting Channing Tatum with the Trailblazer Award, at the MTV Movie Awards

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"It takes courage to believe the best is yet to come."

– Robin Roberts, on her new outlook on life following two cancer battles, to PEOPLE

Which celeb had THE BEST quote this week?

Shepard Sloth
Sofia wants ass equality
Need a bigger cup to get up that early
Zac: finger lickin' good
Kelly and her adjective overdose
... just you wait, Erin...
Pharrell makes me happy!
Jonah and Channing's bromance
Fuck You, cancer! thx! - the world


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