A Top To BOTTOM Ranking Of The 24 (5) Best Man Butts In Hollywood


NSFW: this post has many exposed butts, like the title suggests.

24
Benedict Cumberbatch




Where you can find the butt: The Last Enemy
Apparent butt firmness: 4
Overall butt thoughts: Nice butt. It’s a little pale, but then again this IS the place where the sun doesn’t shine, so we can’t fault him completely for that.

23
Bradley Cooper




Where you can find the butt: Bending All the Rules
Apparent butt firmness: 5
Overall butt thoughts: This is an Academy Award-nominated butt, but(t) it’s clear why it’s not an Academy Award-WINNING butt. Haha. Hahhaa. Haha.
19
Henry Cavill



Where you can find the butt: The Tudors
Apparent butt firmness: 8
Overall butt thoughts: YOU WALK BUTT, AND WHERE YOU WALK, I WILL FOLLOW.

2
Chris Hemsworth




Where you can find the butt: Rush
Apparent butt firmness: 9
Overall butt thoughts: THIS IS THOR’S BUTT. It’s also a tired butt, look how it falls on the bed, exhausted after a long day of being trapped in pants.


1
Joe Manganiello



Where you can find the butt: True Blood
Apparent butt firmness: 9.5
Overall butt thoughts: THIS BUTT RIGHT HERE IS A BUTT HANDED FROM GOD ON TWO PLATES. ONE PLATE HAD ONE CHEEK, THE OTHER PLATE HAD THE OTHER CHEEK. TOGETHER THEY FORMED THIS BUM BEAUTY.

The rest of the generic butts at Source.


LOL @ these embarrassingly flat white boy butts. ONTD, who do you think has the best booty in Hollywood?